[Newspoetry] another inexplicable link

[William Gillespie]

http://www.theassassinatedpress.com/

...sort of like The Onion with a punk edge...

When a Marine asked whether Rumsfeld thought victory in Iraq would take
long to achieve, he refused to answer directly. ``The frenzy on this
subject, it seems to me, is not useful,'' he said. "It's also good to
remember that this is a photo-op, and that cannon fodder like you should
be careful what you say to a powerful man like me."