[Newspoetry] In the Streets, a Shadow Lifts
William Gillespie
william_gillespie at brown.edu
Tue Dec 16 00:21:32 CST 2003
the real saddam hussein leans over my shoulder as i type this
his breath smells like bourbon, sand flies, and mass graves
he points at this poem and corrects it, speaking a french i can’t
understand
we woke up in bed together astonished when the classical music
announcer
in between blocks of trendy 19th century european art music
on my clock radio announced that saddam hussein had been captured
hussein chuckled as he read the account of his capture on the front of
the times
“humiliating...fallen....disheveled old...hapless
disoriented...cringing....mythic...pitiable
mumbling....obediently...passively...straggly”
at the word “impotence” he bellowed and for an awkward second i thought
he might disprove it
that photo looks like shit, he says, they airbrushed bags under my eyes
to make me look less magisterial
hey but at least i look smarter than bush, when is he going to be old
enough to grow a beard
dude you look like santa, i say, i love to piss him off
heh, they’re going to give me a fair trial, he says, and i mouth the
tired punchline with him:
but the us doesn’t recognize the international criminal court
better not ask too many questions about my atrocities in the eighties,
he chuckles
he claps me on the shoulder, what do you say, should i call off the
resistance
yeah right, i say, why don’t you call off that toothpaste fast, tom
cruise
why don’t you call off that breath of mass destruction, sad, damn!
this is going to make bush popular again, he warns
i don’t care if it does, i hope he’s more popular than ketchup
as long as he isn’t reelected and nobody he knows holds public office
until tikrit freezes over
admittedly it’s shocking to me when something in this war unexpectedly
goes right
i wish they had kept the museum from being sacked, now there’s barely
room to move in here
but i can’t help but wonder whether it’s true, in which case i am
sleeping with an imposter who snores
i know from the works of franken and savage
that if bill o’reilly read this poem he would go on tv and angrily say
i'm sleeping with saddam hussein
but it’s not like that bill, this is newspoetry, we don’t have
impeccable journalistic ethics like fox news, anyway it’s a big bed
i didn’t say we were spooning
yes but where’s osama, “saddam” chuckles, lighting another cigar
he’s the one you really want them to catch, he coughs
osama is downstairs in 308, hiding in the closet, we both know that
.
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