[Newspoetry] "Pizza Rule" takes a dive

[Mike Lehman]

Now, now, Bob. You know that the ethics committee never officially
banned cocaine and hookers.
Mike

Robert Porter wrote:
> 
> House of Representatives GOP gives itself a great big helping of slack on
> the whole 'ethics' thing.  Today, it's pizza.  Can cocaine and hookers be
> far behind?
> 
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A24585-2003Jan7.html