[Newspoetry] grumpy ad hominem

[Jay Morris]

Here's something maybe inappropriate.  I'm grumpy.

Jay


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Let's go bomb Iraq
Haiku from the US to the world.

Let's go bomb Iraq.
We got no other choices,
That we thunk up yet.

Let's go bomb Iraq.
They got weapons over there.
Gotta pre-empt 'em.

Let's go bomb Iraq.
Hussein tried tuh kill mah pa,
Now that boy ain't right.

Let's go bomb Iraq.
I swear that one's mockin' me,
Under that there sheet.

Let's go bomb Iraq.
They smell bad and eat camels,
Naw I ain't smelled one.

Let's go bomb Iraq.
Them peaceniks is fulla crap,
An' I ain't listnin'.

Let's go bomb Iraq.
They had their chance to leave town.
What? Oh. Uh. Oh well.

Let's go bomb Iraq.
Them inspectors take too long.
We ain't got all day.

Let's go bomb Iraq.
I think I've made some good points.
Why won't y'all agree?