[Newspoetry] Re: Newspoetry digest, Vol 1 #1365 - 1 msg

[Mhubertw at aol.com]

Frequent Alternate Responsive Therapy

MY FLATULENCE CHRONIC
HAD ME SEEKING THE PROPER TONIC.
IT WAS SOOO DEMONIC.
I SEEMED TO BE HYPERSONIC!
MY DIET WAS PURGED OF ANY LEGUME,
OTHERWISE, I WOULD CLEAR THE ROOM!
I WAS IN SUCH A STATE OF GLOOM
BECAUSE OF THE ODOROUS PERFUME!
MY FAMILY RELATIONS
SUFFERED BECAUSE OF THE VIBRATIONS.
THE POLICE EVEN ISSUED CITATIONS!
IMAGINE THE FRUSTRATIONS!
I SOUGHT THE POWER OF PRAYER,
BUT IT WAS STILL THERE!
FOR PERMANENT ISOLATION I STARTED TO PREPARE.
I DECLARE, SUCH DESPAIR!
I WAS ABOUT TO MOVE TO THE REMOTE HINDU KUSH.
FOR SUCH DRASTIC ACTION OTHERS DID PUSH!
THEN I DISCOVERED THE CAUSE OF MY MICRO BURST TUSH.
I WAS LISTENING TOO MUCH TO GEORGE W. BUSH!

FOR THE SINGLE GREATEST SOURCE OF GLOBAL WARMING AND AIR POLLUTION WHICH 
ALTERNATES BETWEEN WASHINGTON AND TEXAS.

COPYRIGHT  2004  MARK H. WILSON
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