[Newspoetry] "SPONGE BILL HOT PANTS"

[Mark Wilson]

SPONGE BILL HOT PANTS

OVER THE WORLD LORD RUPERT DID SCOUR.
THE SLY FOX WAS NOT SEEKING A WALL FLOWER.
NO TV PERSONALITY UNDERPOWER.
IN HIS MIND BILL DID TOWER.
BILL WAS SO DOUR.
VERBALLY SOUR.
JUST LOOK AT THAT GLOWER!
THE OPPOSITION BILL COULD DEVOUR!
SEEMED TO BE A RUTGER HAUER,
MAYBE AN ANDRE BRAUGHER
OR, EVEN AN EDGY MATT LAUER!
OTHERS DID COWER!
HIS RATINGS CLIMBED FASTER THAN A PURPLE VIRGINS'S BOWER!
BILL WAS THE MAN OF THE HOUR!
THE TRUTH BILL DID FLOUR.
FAIR AND BALANCED WAS REALLY LIKE JERRY CLOWER!
THEN, HIS SPECIAL VIBRATING SPONGE DID OVERPOWER!
SAW MORE VERBAL ACTION THAN FOOTBALL PLAYER SAUER!
BILL TRULY BECAME A BUSH SUPERPOWER,
ESPECIALLY IN A MENTAL CARIBBEAN SHOWER!

COPYRIGHT  2004  MARK H. WILSON
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