[Newspoetry] CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR WIFE?

[Mark Wilson]

CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR WIFE?

WHILE YOU WERE LONG GONE
ON A YEAR LONG COMBAT TOUR IN THE MEKONG;
OL' W WAS HAVING AN EXTENDED CHRISTMAS IN YOUR HOME,
WEARING HIS FLORESCENT, MISTLETOED, SEQUINED, SEE THROUGH MINI-THONG!
THE PHONY YEAR ASSIGNMENT TO DANNELLY AIR NATIONAL GUARD BASE
ALLOWED OL' W LOTS OF TIME FOR YOUR WIFE TO BE CHASED!
MORE THAN CHESTNUTS WERE ROASTING AT YOUR HOUSE'S OPEN FIRE!
OL' W WAS HAVING A YEAR LONG CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR WIFE WITH NO ATTIRE!
JINGLE BELLS DID CONSTANTLY RING
AS IN YOUR SLEIGH BED OL' W TO YOUR WIFE DID CLING!
FOR A YEAR AROUND MONTGOMERY IN THE BUFF;
WHILE YOU WERE HUNTED BY VIET CONG, OL' W COULD NOT GET ENOUGH!
OL' W'S 'LITTLE RUDOLF' DID HAVE A YEAR LONG SHINY NOSE!
AS OL' W WAS DOIN' IT EVEN IN YOUR AUTOS!
OL' W WAS COMING FOR CHRISTMAS AT YOUR HOUSE.
SUCH A PHILANDERING LOUSE!
HE WAS MAKING A LIST OF NAUGHTY POSITIONS,
SUCH ACROBATIC EXHIBITIONS!
CHECKING EACH ONE AT LEAST TWICE!
FINDING WHICH ONES WERE OHHH SO NICE!
THERE WAS NO SILENT NIGHT,
AS WITH YOUR WIFE OL' W DID UNITE!
EVEN THE MOUSE WAS STIRIING
AS YOUR WIFE WAS BEDROOM PURRING!
YOUR WIFE WAS A ROCKIN' AND A KNOCKIN' UNDER THE TREE!
OL' W DID HAVE SUCH GLEE!
OL' W DID HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE!
YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING, BUT WILL BE CALLING HIM NAMES;
BECAUSE WITH YOUR WIFE OL' W WAS PLAYING MORE THAN REINDEER GAMES!
OF THIS THERE WAS NO DOUBT,
OL' W WAS ALWAYS READY TO WHIP IT OUT!

FOR SGT'S RON FALCON, JAY HARTZOG AND THE 6984TH SECURITY SQUADRON.

COPYRIGHT  2005  MARK H. WILSON
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