[Newspoetry] Pre-Season Coverage: Same Old Same Old

[DL Emerick]

The pen is mightier than the sword,
but yet not as mighty as any s-word.
 
A guy is cussing like a Blue Jay fan,
wondering why his team has no man.  --
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2295360
 
We're paying four million for crap:
he has game losers, not wins on tap.
 
Who writes junk lines, sports story?
Bull-Pen writer makes them worry?
 
More Bull than Pen comes flowing,
kissing the backside and glowing.
 
The wielding of a sword is mighty,
against any lefty but never righty.
 
The business of a sports writer:
to make all fans be all uptighter.
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