[Newspoetry] Mass Suicide of Wealthy Persons Projected...

[DL Emerick]

Der GoP is intensely worried, twisting in winds,
about concealed and secret plans being formed
by the ultra-wealthy who most support the party
and its nefarious causes and its neverland myths,
where money talks loudly and poverty is silent. 
 
Speaking on behalf of der GoP, most anxiously,
one Senate leader, remaining fristlessly unnamed,
in accordance with the traditional pretense that
there are secrets that even the AP won't print
if it can't obscure the "authority" behind them.
 
"We have discovered evidence of a suicide pact,
written when His Royal Majesty Bush took office.
It was buried in huge tax give-away celebrations,
the temporary reduction, to zero per cent down,
of harsh and greedy Federal Estate Taxations."
 
"But, the Royal Coach turns into a big Pumpkin,
when the Glo-Bright Ball drops in Times Square,
on the darkest history night, December 31, 2010.
For, at that time, magic dies, gold dust falls;
ultra-wealthies know tumbrels come for them."
 
"Yes, yes, their magnificent estates'll be taxed,
ground into sausage, chomped in gullets of government,
unless we act now to save these sad creatures,
who have promised to kill themselves before then,
preferring to die ultra-rich, than ever pay a tax."
 
"It's an environmental kind of mercy such law,
a species preservation act, to make sure they live,
these fine magnificent ultra-wealthy beings,
who have contributed so much of their money,
to generous causes like my party's re-election."
 
"Remember: there'll be no crumbs left for you
if you let die the great guys who eat the cake!"
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