[Newspoetry] What Bush Knows on the Most Vital Issues of National Security

[DL Emerick]

 <http://hotstory.nationaljournal.com/articles/0302nj1.htm>
http://hotstory.nationaljournal.com/articles/0302nj1.htm

THE PRESIDENCY FOR DUMMIES:

Presidency is an easy task:
if you have the following:
a large mouth, always open,
a strong will, incorrigible,
a simple one-page briefing,
omitting all details, and
a staff that lies for you --
no need to show any care
for the truth, duty, honor.

Perks of office:
parties and junkets,
your name in lights,
your name in history,
a platform for a pulpit,
your face plastered all over,
the most excellent ego trips,
better than constant vacations,
or the drinks on the House,
and the Senate, or the Nation.

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