[Newspoetry] a primarily carrots-oriented approach

[DL Emerick]

Yeah, it would be bad form to say that Bush had been appeasing North Korea, when
all he had been doing is feeding that darned rabbit some carrots...

Who knew the rabbit was down in his hole planning to have a kiloton of carrots?

As one observer said, diplomacy didn't fail, but Bush failed in diplomacy.

Another F.  It's a wonder they don't send Bush to remedial education programs.
But, wait, maybe, under no child left behind, they can't fail Bush, they can
only close the public school that he has been attending, at the White House.
But, hey, Bush says it's private religious school, and no public tests are
permitted.

And, besides, says George, carrots is spelled karats; didn't you guys know that?