[Newspoetry] The Continuing Story of Bill, Shrub and Mark

[John]

The Continuing Story of Bill, Shrub and Mark - by John Newmark
To the tune of Bungalow Bill - by Lennon/McCartney

Hey, President Bill
Who did you thrill
President Bill?

He took his cigar hunting: intern Monica was fun.
In case of accidents he always wore condoms
He's the all American Southern Democratic mother's son

All the people sing

Hey President Shrub
What did you flub
President Shrub?

Deep in the desert where no mighty weapon lies
Shrub and his elephants were taken by surprise
Iraqi terr'ists zapped 'em right between the eyes

All the people sing

Hey, House Member Mark
What did you spark
House Member Mark?

His young pages told him his email was a sin
"He was abused as a kid," his lawyer butted in
If news can kill the GOP may soon be hurtin'

All the people sing

Hey, House Member Mark
What did you spark
House Member Mark

Hey, President Shrub
What did you flub
President Shrub

Hey, President Bill
Who did you Thrill
President Bill

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John
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