[Newspoetry] George W and his MBW Disorder

[Mark Wilson]

George W and his MBW Disorder

Male Bovine Waste disorder,
Always gaseous from border to border.
No one has it worse,
Unusually perverse.
Reigning as master of muck,
Everyone thinks we're totally - - stuck!

Searching for relief,
Presidential flatulence only adding to the grief.
Really can't trust his word,
Ever like a monstrous anal producing male bovine herd.
Abject state of denial,
Destroying America with his night soil eating smile.
Exciting the masses -
Respite when his disastrous regime passes!

Just what does the 'W' really stand for?
Why, 'wrecked 'um' of course!

Copyright  2007  Mark Wilson