[Newspoetry] Oxymoron of the Day

[DL Emerick]

http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/033107Y.shtml

Bush says, of the Iraq "Emergency" Spending bill:
Without these unrestricted bucks, I won't be able to send more troops over.

DUH?

Isn't that the point of the bill's stop-dropping-'em-dead timeline?

Strangely, none of the major media have commented upon
the oxymoronic quality of Bush's current lying defense line.

DUH?

Major media:==
those refusing to say what is most obvious to anyone not at the top,
for blinding reasons of hyper-inflated self-esteem,
in elevated-sense of stature, such as being a "paper of record";
or for binding losses of insider cronies in public acrimonies

But, surely, Stewart or O'Brian or Leno or Letterman will notice?

No, only the Mind of Menendez might notice, and he doesn't do politics.