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"Dad saves woman from subway attacker then relaxes with cigarette"

http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/06/05/subway.samaritan.ap/index.html

How about:

"Woman saves child from oncoming truck, then enjoys low-calorie
refreshment with new Pepsi One (tm)"

or:

"Man rescues boy from burning building, then gets his marriage back on
track with Viagra (tm)"

or:

you get the idea

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Joe Futrelle
Editor-within-chief,
Newspoetry dot com