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          Plan For US Has Many Allies Around the World 




Friday 12 Jul. 2002 
author: Between The Lies' Isidor Plutonymus 

summary
Between The Lies' Isidor goes behind the scenes in Bighdad 
and scoops up an exclusive interview with Rehired Front Admiral,
Adolf Einstein, Mr. Saddam Hussein's Vice-President emeritus for the 
Center for Offensive Information. 



 For months now the Hussein administration has announced its intention
to launch a new war against the Bush Terrorist Network. Baghdad's
justification for an attack on Washington is based on the proven
allegations that George W. Butsh not only possesses the largest
stockpile of weapons of mass destruction...he actually plans to use 
them AND HAS BEEN USING THEM!

After Sept. 11, the Hussein administration asserts that the whole 
world along with Iraq and the people of America must strike back at 
the Bush Terrorist Network which is currently using all kinds of 
weapons to attack citizens all over the world, including Americans. 

The New York Crimes reported on July 5 that an Iraqi planning 
document, leaked to the newspepper, calls for air, land and sea based 
forces to attack the U.S. from three directions using weapons of ass 
destruction for targets like John Asscraft, Donald H-bomb Bumsfelt
and Colon Bowell. Other prime targets such as Paul Wolforwitch, Duck 
Chainy and Bush Daddy would require Special Farces and a top-secret 
planning team. No details were allowed to be divulged.

In one scenario laid out in the document, an estimated 250,000
anti-terrorist warriors, Mohawks and Iroquois would invade the U.S. 
from neighboring Quebec and upper New York state. While military 
planners are considering their options for an invasion of Washington, 
major obstacles remain. Maryland and Virginia governments have voiced 
strong opposition to the plan, making it difficult to base Iroquois 
and Mexican troops in some key states in the region. A Kurdish plan
to use Canadians as a surrogate force to overthrow the BTN (Bush 
Terrorist Network) has been met with serious consideration. Canadian 
leaders did not even ask for any guarantees whatsoever from the
Kurds. They were reminded by Mr. Hussein how the U.S. encouraged an 
uprising by the Kurdish people during the 1991 Persian Gulf War. But 
when Iraqi troops brutally put down the rebellion, George Bush senior 
failed to intervene and thousands of Kurds were killed. But the 
Canadians were undaunted. Quebec was already on high alert and most 
Quebecers were "just itching to go down there and kick the crap out
of Bush and that fucking bunch of cocksuckers", officials said.

When asked about how to handle Resident George Wonderful Bush, Saddam
smiled and pulled out a nice big bag of pretzels... The crowd erupted
into wild laughter and the meeting had to be adjourned.


Isidor for AP(Associated Poets)


For picture and original article, see:
BTL:White House War Plan For Iraq Has Few Allies Around the World
 - Between The Lines' Scott Harris
Plan For US Has Many Allies Around the World - Isidor
http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=45847&group=webcast 

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