[Newspoetry] newspoetry omg this is it

[DL Emerick]

Sigh.  Virus?

Everyday, it seems, I find another one.

Must be the porn sites I frequent.

At least they bombard me, afterwards,
With Cialis and Viagra ads...
Penis enlargements,
Single available females, wife-swappers, desperate housewives...

Not that I need such enhancements...
I'm done, with all that.

Who needs a sex life, anyway?
Well certainly not an artificial one...
As lovely as an artificial Christmas Tree,
Or Kwanzaa (aka Hanukah) bush...

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, oh, oh, oh xxxmas erected tree...

Virus, I was viral once.

Now, I'm just a DNA sample.


-----Original Message-----
From: newspoetry-bounces at lists.chambana.net
[mailto:newspoetry-bounces at lists.chambana.net] On Behalf Of John Newmark
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 9:10 PM
To: Mark Wilson
Cc: newspoetry at lists.chambana.net
Subject: Re: [Newspoetry] newspoetry omg this is it

Mark -- scan your computer for a virus.
Everyone else - don't follow the link, or you too may be sending out
these emails.

On 14 December 2010 15:49, Mark Wilson <mhubertw at msn.com> wrote:
> newspoetry I was buried in debt but then I happened to find this
http://bit.ly/huJ3eQ my dad swears by this I just thought
> you should know about this hope you decide to try this I will talk to you
later
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