[Peace-discuss] An Ashcroft joke

[J. Wason]

US Attorney General John Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school.
After 15 minutes of speaking he says, "I will now answer any questions you
have."

Bobby stands up and says, "I have four questions." 
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to destroy civil liberties? 
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Just then the bell goes off and the kids are sent out to play.  Upon
returning, Mr. Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted. I will now
answer any questions you have." 

A little girl named Julie stands up and says, "I have six questions." 
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden? 
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to destroy civil liberties? 
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? 
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early? 
6. Where is Bobby?