[Peace-discuss] G.W. Bush's resume

[Lisa Chason]

This was forwarded to me by a rather conservative family member. How
heartening!

> > I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
> > >I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
> > >I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the
> > >company
> > >went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
> > >I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
> > >land using taxpayer money.
> > >With my father's help and name, I was elected Governor of Texas.
> > >
> > >Accomplishments as Governor:
> > >I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil companies and
> > >made
> > >Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
> > >I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in
> > >America.
> > >I cut taxes and bankrupted Texas government to the tune of billions in
> > >borrowed money.
> > >I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American
> > >history.
> > >
> > >I became U.S. President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000
> > >votes
> > >with the help of major Enron money and my father's appointments
> > >to the
> > >Supreme Court.
> > >
> > >Accomplishments as President:
> > >- I attacked and overtook two countries.
> > >- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
> > >Treasury.
> > >- I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
> > >history.
> > >- I presided over an economic record for most private bankruptcies
> > >filed in
> > >any 12 month period.
> > >- I presided over the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
> > >history
> > >of the U.S. stock market.
> > >- My record for environmental issues is the least of my concerns.
> > >- I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a
> > >criminal
> > >record.
> > >- I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one
> > >year
> > >period.
> > >- After taking off the entire month of August, I then presided over the
> > >worst security failure in U.S. history.
> > >- I am supporting development of a "Tactical Bunker Buster" nuke, a
> > >WMD.
> > >- I am getting our troops killed, under the lie of Saddam's
> > >procurement of
> > >Yellow Cake Nuclear WMD components, then blaming the lie on
> > >our British
> > >friends.
> > >- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
> > >president.
> > >- In my first year in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs,
> > >that
> > >trend continues every month.
> > >- I presided over the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12
> > >month
> > >period.
> > >- I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
> > >president
> > >in U.S. history.
> > >- I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any
> > >president
> > >since the advent of television..
> > >- I signed more laws and executive orders effectively amending or
> > >ignoring
> > >the Constitution than any president in history.
> > >- I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
> > >refused to
> > >intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
> > >revealed.
> > >- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and
> > >refused
> > >to use national reserves as past presidents have done.
> > >- I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
> > >duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in
> > >war time.
> > >- I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
> > >simultaneously
> > >protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering
> > >the record for
> > >protest against any person in the history of mankind.
> > >- I've dissolved more international treaties than any president in
> > >U.S. history.
> > >- I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
> > >in
> > >U.S. history.
> > >- I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> > >administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
> > >Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
> > >- I am the first president since Hoover to have almost all 50 states
> > >of the
> > >Union simultaneously suffer massive financial crisis.
> > >- I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any
> > >market in
> > >any country in history.
> > >- I am the first president in U.S. history to order a pre-emptive
> > >attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so
> > >against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
> > >- I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
> > >history of
> > >the United States.
> > >- I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
> > >increases,
> > >more than any president in history.
> > >- I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations
> > >remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
> > >- I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations
> > >remove the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.
> > >-I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> > >congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S.
> > >history.
> > >- I consider the entire United Nations viewpoints irrelevant.
> > >- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
> > >- I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
> > >(detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
> > >- I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election
> > >inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
> > >- I am the all-time U.S. and world record holder for receiving the most
> > >corporate campaign donations.
> > >- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
> > >(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation) presided over the
> > >largest
> > >corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used
> > >the
> > >Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with
> > >the
> > >U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
> > >- I have spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president
> > >in
> > >U.S. history.
> > >- I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
> > >Center
> > >attacks, and less than a year later made the U.S. the most resented
> > >country
> > >in the world, possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World
> > >history.
> > >- I started my term on a policy of "disengagement" contributing to the
> > >most
> > >hostile of Israel-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
> > >- I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
> > >view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
> > >- I am the first U.S. president in history to have the people of South
> > >Korea more threatened by the U.S. than by their immediate neighbor,
> > >North Korea.
> > >- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> > >government contracts.
> > >- I set an all-time record for the number of administration appointees
> > >who
> > >violated U.S. law by not selling their huge personal investments in
> > >corporations bidding for U.S. contracts.
> > >- I have failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin Laden, dead
> > >or alive.
> > >- I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the
> > >leaders of
> > >our country at the U.S. Capitol Building. Even after 18 months I have
> > >no
> > >leads and no credible suspects.
> > >- In the past 2 years following the World Trade Center attack I have
> > >successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest
> > >security
> > >failure in the history of the United States.
> > >- I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
> > >president in U.S. history.
> > >- In a little over two years, I created the most divided country in
> > >decades, possibly the most divided since the Civil War.
> > >- I entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S. history, and
> > >have
> > >turned every single economic category downward, in less than two years.
> > >
> > >Records and References:
> > >- I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine.
> > >- My Texas driving record has been erased and is not available.
> > >- I was AWOL from the National Guard.
> > >- I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
> > >use.
> > >- All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's
> > >library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
> > >- All records of SEC investigations into insider trading or bankrupt
> > >companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> > >- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice President,
> > >attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
> > >unavailable for public review.
> > >
> > >~ Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. ~
> > >
> > >Send this to every voter you know.
> > >
> > >