[Peace-discuss] Fwd: Bush's Accomplishments

[Morton K.Brussel]

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> From: George Stanford <gstanford at aya.yale.edu>
> Date: Mon Sep 29, 2003  23:30:36 US/Central
> To: a at b.c
> Subject: Bush's Accomplishments
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
>
> I attacked and took over two countries.
>
> I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
> easy!).
>
> I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
> any 12 mo period.
>
> I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
> market.
>
> I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
> I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
> record.
>
> In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
> vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but
> I did)
>
> After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
> over the worst security failure in US history.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president
> in US history.
>
> In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
> jobs.
>
> I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
> other president in US history.
>
> I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
> 12-month period.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
> any president in US history.
>
> I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president
> since the advent of TV.
> I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution
> than any other US president in history.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
> to intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
> I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
>
> I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
> take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
> record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> I've dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
> history.
>
> I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
> in US history.
>
> Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
> history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a
> Chevron oil tanker named after her).
>
> I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
> Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
>
> I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
> market in any country in the history of the world.
>
> I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
> military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
> will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international
> community.
>
> I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
> history of the US.
>
> I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
> increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was
> tough to beat, but I did it!!).
>
> I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to
> remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
> remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
> I removed more checks and balances and have the less congressional
> oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
>
> I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>
> I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>
> I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
> default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
> I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
> election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>
> I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
> campaign donations.
>
> The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
> my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
> bankruptcy frauds in world history   (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of
> Enron Corporation).
>
> I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> history.
>
> I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under
> attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
>
> I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
> I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
> year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
> biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>
> I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
> people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
> world peace and stability.
>
> I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> government contracts.
>
> I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
> who violated US  law by not selling their huge investments in
> corporations bids for gov contracts.
>
> I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
> any other president in US history.
>
> I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most
> divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
>
> I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
> than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
> down.
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
> driving record has been erased and is not available).
>
> I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
> time of war.
>
> I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
> use.
>
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
> to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> view.
>
> All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
> bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> view.
>
> All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
> on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
> public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> review.
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