[Peace-discuss] What I Heard about Iraq

[C. G. Estabrook]

[This is long but brilliant. Weinberger is a New York writer with a book
called 9/12. --CGE]

	London Review of Books
	Vol. 27 No. 3 dated 3 February 2005
	What I Heard about Iraq
	Eliot Weinberger

In 1992, a year after the first Gulf War, I heard Dick Cheney, then
secretary of defense, say that the US had been wise not to invade Baghdad
and get "bogged down in the problems of trying to take over and govern
Iraq."  I heard him say: "The question in my mind is how many additional
American casualties is Saddam worth? And the answer is: not that damned
many."

In February 2001, I heard Colin Powell say that Saddam Hussein "has not
developed any significant capability with respect to weapons of mass
destruction. He is unable to project conventional power against his
neighbors."

That same month, I heard that a CIA report stated: "We do not have any
direct evidence that Iraq has used the period since Desert Fox to
reconstitute its weapons of mass destruction programmes."

In July 2001, I heard Condoleezza Rice say: "We are able to keep his arms
from him. His military forces have not been rebuilt."

On 11 September 2001, six hours after the attacks, I heard that Donald
Rumsfeld said that it might be an opportunity to "hit" Iraq. I heard that
he said: "Go massive. Sweep it all up. Things related and not."

I heard that Condoleezza Rice asked: "How do you capitalise on these
opportunities?"

I heard that on 17 September the president signed a document marked top
secret that directed the Pentagon to begin planning for the invasion and
that, some months later, he secretly and illegally diverted $700 million
approved by Congress for operations in Afghanistan into preparing for the
new battle front.

In February 2002, I heard that an unnamed "senior military commander"  
said: "We are moving military and intelligence personnel and resources out
of Afghanistan to get ready for a future war in Iraq."

I heard the president say that Iraq is "a threat of unique urgency", and
that there is "no doubt the Iraqi regime continues to possess and conceal
some of the most lethal weapons ever devised."

I heard the vice president say: "Simply stated, there is no doubt that
Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction."

I heard the president tell Congress: "The danger to our country is grave.
The danger to our country is growing. The regime is seeking a nuclear
bomb, and with fissile material could build one within a year."

I heard him say: "The dangers we face will only worsen from month to month
and from year to year. To ignore these threats is to encourage them. Each
passing day could be the one on which the Iraqi regime gives anthrax or VX
nerve gas or, some day, a nuclear weapon to a terrorist ally."

I heard the president, in the State of the Union address, say that Iraq
was hiding materials sufficient to produce 25,000 litres of anthrax,
38,000 litres of botulinum toxin, and 500 tons of sarin, mustard and nerve
gas.

I heard the president say that Iraq had attempted to purchase uranium --
later specified as "yellowcake -- uranium oxide from Niger" and thousands
of aluminum tubes "suitable for nuclear weapons production."

I heard the vice president say: "We know that he's been absolutely devoted
to trying to acquire nuclear weapons, and we believe he has, in fact,
reconstituted nuclear weapons."

I heard the president say: "Imagine those 19 hijackers with other weapons
and other plans, this time armed by Saddam Hussein. It would take one
vial, one canister, one crate slipped into this country to bring a day of
horror like none we have ever known."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "Some have argued that the nuclear threat
from Iraq is not imminent. I would not be so certain."

I heard the president say: "America must not ignore the threat gathering
against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final
proof -- the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a mushroom
cloud."

I heard Condoleezza Rice say: "We don't want the 'smoking gun' to be a
mushroom cloud."

I heard the American ambassador to the European Union tell the Europeans:
"You had Hitler in Europe and no one really did anything about him. The
same type of person is in Baghdad."

I heard Colin Powell at the United Nations say: "They can produce enough
dry biological agent in a single month to kill thousands upon thousands of
people. Saddam Hussein has never accounted for vast amounts of chemical
weaponry: 550 artillery shells with mustard gas, 30,000 empty munitions,
and enough precursors to increase his stockpile to as much as 500 tons of
chemical agents. Our conservative estimate is that Iraq today has a
stockpile of between 100 and 500 tons of chemical-weapons agent. Even the
low end of 100 tons of agent would enable Saddam Hussein to cause mass
casualties across more than 100 square miles of territory, an area nearly
five times the size of Manhattan."

I heard him say: "Every statement I make today is backed up by sources,
solid sources. These are not assertions. What we're giving you are facts
and conclusions based on solid intelligence."

I heard the president say: "Iraq has a growing fleet of manned and
unmanned aerial vehicles that could be used to disperse chemical or
biological weapons across broad areas."  I heard him say that Iraq "could
launch a biological or chemical attack in as little as 45 minutes after
the order is given."

I heard Tony Blair say: "We are asked to accept Saddam decided to destroy
those weapons. I say that such a claim is palpably absurd."

I heard the president say: "We know that Iraq and al-Qaida have had
high-level contacts that go back a decade. We've learned that Iraq has
trained al-Qaida members in bomb-making and poisons and deadly gases.
Alliance with terrorists could allow the Iraq regime to attack America
without leaving any fingerprints."

I heard the vice president say: "There's overwhelming evidence there was a
connection between al-Qaida and the Iraqi government. I am very confident
there was an established relationship there."

I heard Colin Powell say: "Iraqi officials deny accusations of ties with
al-Qaida. These denials are simply not credible."

I heard Condoleezza Rice say: "There clearly are contacts between al-Qaida
and Saddam Hussein that can be documented."

I heard the president say: "You can't distinguish between al-Qaida and
Saddam."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "Imagine a September 11th with weapons of
mass destruction. It's not three thousand -- it's tens of thousands of
innocent men, women and children."

I heard Colin Powell tell the Senate that "a moment of truth is coming":
"This is not just an academic exercise or the United States being in a fit
of pique. We're talking about real weapons. We're talking about anthrax.
We're talking about botulinum toxin. We're talking about nuclear weapons
programmes."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "No terrorist state poses a greater or more
immediate threat to the security of our people."

I heard the president, "bristling with irritation," say: "This business
about more time, how much time do we need to see clearly that he's not
disarming? He is delaying. He is deceiving. He is asking for time. He's
playing hide-and-seek with inspectors. One thing is for certain: he's not
disarming. Surely our friends have learned lessons from the past. This
looks like a rerun of a bad movie and I'm not interested in watching it."

I heard that, a few days before authorizing the invasion of Iraq, the
Senate was told in a classified briefing by the Pentagon that Iraq could
launch anthrax and other biological and chemical weapons against the
eastern seaboard of the United States using unmanned aerial "drones."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say he would present no specific evidence of Iraqi
weapons of mass destruction because it might jeopardize the military
mission by revealing to Baghdad what the United States knows.

*

I heard the Pentagon spokesman call the military plan "A-Day," or "Shock
and Awe."  Three or four hundred cruise missiles launched every day, until
"there will not be a safe place in Baghdad," until "you have this
simultaneous effect, rather like the nuclear weapons at Hiroshima, not
taking days or weeks but in minutes."  I heard the spokesman say: "You're
sitting in Baghdad and all of a sudden you're the general and thirty of
your division headquarters have been wiped out. You also take the city
down. By that I mean you get rid of their power, water. In two, three,
four, five days they are physically, emotionally and psychologically
exhausted."  I heard him say: "The sheer size of this has never been seen
before, never contemplated."

I heard Major-General Charles Swannack promise that his troops were going
to "use a sledgehammer to smash a walnut."

I heard the Pentagon spokesman say: "This is not going to be your father's
Persian Gulf War."

I heard that Saddam's strategy against the American invasion would be to
blow up dams, bridges and oilfields, and to cut off food supplies to the
south so that the Americans would suddenly have to feed millions of
desperate civilians. I heard that Baghdad would be encircled by two rings
of the elite Republican Guard, in fighting positions already stocked with
weapons and supplies, and equipped with chemical protective gear against
the poison gas or germ weapons they would be using against the American
troops.

I heard Vice Admiral Lowell Jacoby tell Congress that Saddam would "employ
a 'scorched earth' strategy, destroying food, transportation, energy and
other infrastructure, attempting to create a humanitarian disaster," and
that he would blame it all on the Americans.

I heard that Iraq would fire its long-range Scud missiles -- equipped with
chemical or biological warheads -- at Israel, to "portray the war as a
battle with an American-Israeli coalition and build support in the Arab
world."

I heard that Saddam had elaborate and labyrinthine underground bunkers for
his protection, and that it might be necessary to employ B61 Mod 11
nuclear "bunker-buster" bombs to destroy them.

I heard the vice president say that the war would be over in "weeks rather
than months."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt
six months."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say there was "no question" that American troops
would be "welcomed": "Go back to Afghanistan, the people were in the
streets playing music, cheering, flying kites, and doing all the things
that the Taliban and al-Qaida would not let them do."

I heard the vice president say: "The Middle East expert Professor Fouad
Ajami predicts that after liberation the streets in Basra and Baghdad are
'sure to erupt in joy.' Extremists in the region would have to rethink
their strategy of jihad. Moderates throughout the region would take heart.
And our ability to advance the Israeli-Palestinian peace process would be
enhanced."

I heard the vice president say: "I really do believe we will be greeted as
liberators."

I heard Tariq Aziz, the Iraqi foreign minister, say: "American soldiers
will not be received by flowers. They will be received by bullets."

I heard that the president said to the television evangelist Pat
Robertson: "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties."

I heard the president say that he had not consulted his father about the
coming war: "You know he is the wrong father to appeal to in terms of
strength. There is a higher father that I appeal to."

I heard the prime minister of the Solomon Islands express surprise that
his was one of the nations enlisted in the "coalition of the willing": "I
was completely unaware of it."

I heard the president tell the Iraqi people, on the night before the
invasion began: "If we must begin a military campaign, it will be directed
against the lawless men who rule your country and not against you. As our
coalition takes away their power we will deliver the food and medicine you
need. We will tear down the apparatus of terror. And we will help you
build a new Iraq that is prosperous and free. In a free Iraq there will be
no more wars of aggression against your neighbors, no more poison
factories, no more executions of dissidents, no more torture chambers and
rape rooms. The tyrant will soon be gone. The day of your liberation is
near."

I heard him tell the Iraqi people: "We will not relent until your country
is free."

*

I heard the vice president say: "By any standard of even the most dazzling
charges in military history, the Germans in the Ardennes in the spring of
1940 or Patton's romp in July of 1944, the present race to Baghdad is
unprecedented in its speed and daring and in the lightness of casualties."

I heard Colonel David Hackworth say: "Hey diddle diddle, it's straight up
the middle!"

I heard the Pentagon spokesman say that 95 per cent of the Iraqi
casualties were "military-age males."

I heard an official from the Red Crescent say: "On one stretch of highway
alone, there were more than fifty civilian cars, each with four or five
people incinerated inside, that sat in the sun for ten or fifteen days
before they were buried nearby by volunteers. That is what there will be
for their relatives to come and find. War is bad, but its remnants are
worse."

I heard the director of a hospital in Baghdad say: "The whole hospital is
an emergency room. The nature of the injuries is so severe -- one body
without a head, someone else with their abdomen ripped open."

I heard an American soldier say: "There's a picture of the World Trade
Center hanging up by my bed and I keep one in my Kevlar. Every time I feel
sorry for these people I look at that. I think: 'They hit us at home and
now it's our turn.'"

I heard about Hashim, a fat, "painfully shy" 15-year-old, who liked to sit
for hours by the river with his birdcage, and who was shot by the 4th
Infantry Division in a raid on his village. Asked about the details of the
boy's death, the division commander said: "That person was probably in the
wrong place at the wrong time."

I heard an American soldier say: "We get rocks thrown at us by kids. You
wanna turn around and shoot one of the little fuckers, but you know you
can't do that."

I heard the Pentagon spokesman say that the US did not count civilian
casualties: "Our efforts focus on destroying the enemy's capabilities, so
we never target civilians and have no reason to try to count such
unintended deaths." I heard him say that, in any event, it would be
impossible, because the Iraqi paramilitaries were fighting in civilian
clothes, the military was using civilian human shields, and many of the
civilian deaths were the result of Iraqi "unaimed anti-aircraft fire
falling back to earth."

I heard an American soldier say: "The worst thing is to shoot one of them,
then go help him," as regulations require.  "Shit, I didn't help any of
them. I wouldn't help the fuckers. There were some you let die. And there
were some you double-tapped. Once you'd reached the objective, and once
you'd shot them and you're moving through, anything there, you shoot
again. You didn't want any prisoners of war."

I heard Anmar Uday, the doctor who had cared for Private Jessica Lynch,
say: "We heard the helicopters. We were surprised. Why do this? There was
no military. There were no soldiers in the hospital. It was like a
Hollywood film. They cried 'Go, go, go,' with guns and flares and the
sound of explosions. They made a show: an action movie like Sylvester
Stallone or Jackie Chan, with jumping and shouting, breaking down doors.
All the time with cameras rolling."

I heard Private Jessica Lynch say: "They used me as a way to symbolise all
this stuff. It hurt in a way that people would make up stories that they
had no truth about."  Of the stories that she had bravely fought off her
captors, and suffered bullet and stab wounds, I heard her say: "I'm not
about to take credit for something I didn't do."  Of her dramatic
"rescue," I heard her say: "I don't think it happened quite like that."

I heard the Red Cross say that casualties in Baghdad were so high that the
hospitals had stopped counting.

I heard an old man say, after 11 members of his family -- children and
grandchildren -- were killed when a tank blew up their minivan: "Our home
is an empty place. We who are left are like wild animals. All we can do is
cry out."

As the riots and looting broke out, I heard a man in the Baghdad market
say: "Saddam Hussein's greatest crime is that he brought the American army
to Iraq."

As the riots and looting broke out, I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "It's
untidy, and freedom's untidy."

And when the National Museum was emptied and the National Library burned
down, I heard him say: "The images you are seeing on television you are
seeing over, and over, and over, and it's the same picture of some person
walking out of some building with a vase, and you see it twenty times, and
you think: 'My goodness, were there that many vases? Is it possible that
there were that many vases in the whole country?'"

I heard that 10,000 Iraqi civilians were dead.

*

I heard Colin Powell say: "I'm absolutely sure that there are weapons of
mass destruction there and the evidence will be forthcoming. We're just
getting it now."

I heard the president say: "We'll find them. It'll be a matter of time to
do so."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "We know where they are. They're in the area
around Tikrit and Baghdad, and east, west, south and north, somewhat."

I heard the US was building 14 "enduring bases," capable of housing
110,000 soldiers, and I heard Brigadier-General Mark Kimmitt call them "a
blueprint for how we could operate in the Middle East."  I heard that the
US was building what would be its largest embassy anywhere in the world.

I heard that it would only be a matter of months before Starbucks and
McDonald's opened branches in Baghdad. I heard that HSBC would have cash
machines all over the country.

I heard about the trade fairs run by New Bridges Strategies, a consulting
firm that promised access to the Iraqi market. I heard one of its partners
say: "Getting the rights to distribute Procter & Gamble would be a gold
mine. One well-stocked 7-Eleven could knock out 30 Iraqi stores. A
Wal-Mart could take over the country."

On 1 May 2003, I heard the president, dressed up as a pilot, under a
banner that read "Mission Accomplished," declare that combat operations
were over: "The battle of Iraq is one victory in a war on terror that
began on 11 September 2001."  I heard him say: "The liberation of Iraq is
a crucial advance in the campaign against terror. We've removed an ally of
al-Qaida, and cut off a source of terrorist funding. And this much is
certain: no terrorist network will gain weapons of mass destruction from
the Iraqi regime, because the regime is no more. In these 19 months that
changed the world, our actions have been focused and deliberate and
proportionate to the offence. We have not forgotten the victims of 11
September: the last phone calls, the cold murder of children, the searches
in the rubble. With those attacks, the terrorists and their supporters
declared war on the United States. And war is what they got."

On 1 May 2003, I heard that 140 American soldiers had died in combat in
Iraq.

I heard Richard Perle tell Americans to "relax and celebrate victory."  I
heard him say: "The predictions of those who opposed this war can be
discarded like spent cartridges."

I heard Lieutenant-General Jay Garner say: "We ought to look in a mirror
and get proud and stick out our chests and suck in our bellies and say:
'Damn, we're Americans.'"

And later I heard that I could buy a 12-inch "Elite Force Aviator: George
W. Bush" action figure: "Exacting in detail and fully equipped with
authentic gear, this limited-edition action figure is a meticulous 1:6
scale re-creation of the commander-in-chief's appearance during his
historic aircraft carrier landing. This fully poseable figure features a
realistic head sculpt, fully detailed cloth flight suit, helmet with
oxygen mask, survival vest, G-pants, parachute harness and much more."

I heard that Pentagon planners had predicted that US troop levels would
fall to 30,000 by the end of the summer.

*

I heard that Paul Bremer's first act as director of the Coalition
Provisional Authority was to fire all senior members of the Baath Party,
including 30,000 civil servants, policemen, teachers and doctors, and to
dismiss all 400,000 soldiers of the Iraqi army without pay or pensions.
Two million people were dependent on that income. Since America supports
private gun ownership, the soldiers were allowed to keep their weapons.

I heard that hundreds were being kidnapped and raped in Baghdad alone;
that schools, hospitals, shops and factories were being looted; that it
was impossible to restore the electricity because all the copper wire was
being stolen from the power plants.

I heard Paul Bremer say, "Most of the country is, in fact, orderly,"  and
that all the problems were coming from "several hundred hard-core
terrorists" from al-Qaida and affiliated groups.

As attacks on American troops increased, I heard the generals disagree
about who was fighting: Islamic fundamentalists or remnants of the Baath
Party or Iraqi mercenaries or foreign mercenaries or ordinary citizens
taking revenge for the loss of loved ones. I heard the president and the
vice president and the politicians and the television reporters simply
call them "terrorists."

I heard the president say: "There are some who feel that conditions are
such that they can attack us there. My answer is: bring them on! We have
the force necessary to deal with the situation."

I heard that 25,000 Iraqi civilians were dead.

I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger, then campaigning for governor, in Baghdad
for a special showing to the troops of Terminator 3, say: "It is really
wild driving round here, I mean the poverty, and you see there is no
money, it is disastrous financially and there is the leadership vacuum,
pretty much like California."

I heard that the army was wrapping entire villages in barbed wire, with
signs that read: "This fence is here for your protection. Do not approach
or try to cross, or you will be shot."  In one of those villages, I heard
a man named Tariq say: "I see no difference between us and the
Palestinians."

I heard Captain Todd Brown say: "You have to understand the Arab mind. The
only thing they understand is force -- force, pride and saving face."

I heard that the US, as a gift from the American people to the Iraqi
people, had committed $18.4 billion to the reconstruction of basic
infrastructure, but that future Iraqi governments would have no say in how
the money was spent. I heard that the economy had been opened to foreign
ownership, and that this could not be changed. I heard that the Iraqi army
would be under the command of the US, and that this could not be changed.
I heard, however, that "full authority" for health and hospitals had been
turned over to the Iraqis, and that senior American health advisers had
been withdrawn. I heard Tommy Thompson, secretary of health and human
services, say that Iraq's hospitals would be fine if the Iraqis "just
washed their hands and cleaned the crap off the walls."

I heard Colonel Nathan Sassaman say: "With a heavy dose of fear and
violence, and a lot of money for projects, I think we can convince these
people that we are here to help them."

I heard Richard Perle say: "Next year at about this time, I expect there
will be a really thriving trade in the region, and we will see rapid
economic development. And a year from now, I'll be very surprised if there
is not some grand square in Baghdad named after President Bush."

*

I heard about Operation Ivy Cyclone. I heard about Operation Vigilant
Resolve. I heard about Operation Plymouth Rock. I heard about Operation
Iron Hammer, its name taken from Eisenhammer, the Nazi plan to destroy
Soviet generating plants.

I heard that air force regulations require that any airstrike likely to
result in the deaths of more than 30 civilians be personally approved by
the secretary of defense, and I heard that Donald Rumsfeld approved every
proposal.

I heard the marine colonel say: "We napalmed those bridges. Unfortunately,
there were people there. It's no great way to die."  I heard the Pentagon
deny they were using napalm, saying their incendiary bombs were made of
something called Mark 77, and I heard the experts say that Mark 77 was
another name for napalm.

I heard a marine describe "dead-checking": "They teach us to do
dead-checking when we're clearing rooms. You put two bullets into the
guy's chest and one in the brain. But when you enter a room where guys are
wounded, you might not know if they're alive or dead. So they teach us to
dead-check them by pressing them in the eye with your boot, because
generally a person, even if he's faking being dead, will flinch if you
poke him there. If he moves, you put a bullet in the brain. You do this to
keep the momentum going when you're flowing through a building. You don't
want a guy popping up behind you and shooting you."

I heard the president say: "We're rolling back the terrorist threat, not
on the fringes of its influence but at the heart of its power."

When the death toll of American soldiers reached 500, I heard
Brigadier-General Kimmitt say: "I don't think the soldiers are looking at
arbitrary figures such as casualty counts as the barometer of their
morale. They know they have a nation that stands behind them."

I heard an American soldier, standing next to his Humvee, say: "We
liberated Iraq. Now the people here don't want us here, and guess what? We
don't want to be here either. So why are we still here? Why don't they
bring us home?"

I heard Colin Powell say: "We did not expect it would be quite this
intense this long."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "We're facing a test of will."

I heard the president say: "We found biological laboratories. They're
illegal. They're against the United Nations resolutions, and we've so far
discovered two. And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those
who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned
weapons, they're wrong, we found them."

I heard Tony Blair say: "The remains of 400,000 human beings have been
found in mass graves."  And I saw his words repeated in a US government
pamphlet, Iraq's Legacy of Terror: Mass Graves, and on a US government
website which said this represented "a crime against humanity surpassed
only by the Rwandan genocide of 1994, Pol Pot's Cambodian killing fields
in the 1970s and the Nazi Holocaust of World War Two."

*

I heard the president say: "Today, on bended knee, I thank the Good Lord
for protecting those of our troops overseas, and our Coalition troops and
innocent Iraqis who suffer at the hands of some of these senseless
killings by people who are trying to shake our will."

I heard that this was the first American president in wartime who had
never attended a funeral for a dead soldier. I heard that photographs of
the flag-draped coffins returning home were banned. I heard that the
Pentagon had renamed body bags "transfer tubes."

I heard a tearful George Bush Sr., speaking at the annual convention of
the National Petrochemical and Refiners Association, say that it was
"deeply offensive and contemptible" the way "elites and intellectuals"
were dismissing "the sowing of the seeds of basic human freedom in that
troubled part of the world."  I heard him say: "It hurts an awful lot more
when it's your son that is being criticised."

I heard the president's mother say: "Why should we hear about body bags
and deaths? Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?"

I heard that 7 per cent of all American military deaths in Iraq were
suicides, that 10 per cent of the soldiers evacuated to the army hospital
in Landstuhl, Germany had been sent for "psychiatric or behavioural health
issues," and that 20 per cent of the military was expected to suffer from
post-traumatic stress disorder.

I heard Brigadier-General Kimmitt deny that civilians were being killed:
"We run extremely precise operations focused on people we have
intelligence on for crimes of violence against the Coalition and against
the Iraqi people." And later I heard him say that marines were being fired
on from crowds containing women and children, and that the marines had
fired back only in self-defence.

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say that the fighting was the work of "thugs,
gangs and terrorists." I heard General Richard Myers, chairman of the
Joint Chiefs of Staff, say: "It's not a Shiite uprising. Muqtada al-Sadr
has a very small following."  I heard that an unnamed "intelligence
official" had said: "Hatred of the American occupation has spread rapidly
among Shia, and is now so large that Mr Sadr and his forces represent just
one element. Destroying his Mehdi Army might be possible only by
destroying Sadr City."  Sadr City is the most populated part of Baghdad. I
heard that, among the Sunnis, former Baath Party leaders and Saddam
loyalists had been joined by Sunni tribal chiefs.

I heard that there were now thirty separate militias in the country. I
heard the television news reporters routinely refer to them as "anti-Iraqi
forces."

I heard that Paul Bremer had closed down a popular newspaper, Al Hawza,
because of "inaccurate reporting."

As Shias in Sadr City lined up to donate blood for Sunnis in Fallujah, I
heard a man say: "We should thank Paul Bremer. He has finally united Iraq
-- against him."

I heard the president say: "I wouldn't be happy if I were occupied
either."

*

I heard Tony Blair say: "Before people crow about the absence of weapons
of mass destruction, I suggest they wait a bit."

I heard General Myers say: "Given time, given the number of prisoners now
that we're interrogating, I'm confident that we're going to find weapons
of mass destruction."

I heard the president say: "Prisoners are being taken, and intelligence is
being gathered. Our decisive actions will continue until these enemies of
democracy are dealt with."

I heard a soldier describe what they called "bitch in a box": "That was
the normal procedure for them when they wanted to soften up a prisoner:
stuff them in the trunk for a while and drive them around. The hoods I can
understand, and to have them cuffed with the plastic things -- that I
could see. But the trunk episode -- I thought it was kind of unusual. It
was like a sweatbox, let's face it. In Iraq, in August, it's hitting 120
degrees, and you can imagine what it was like in the trunk of a black
Mercedes."

I heard a National Guardsman from Florida say: "We had a sledgehammer that
we would bang against the wall, and that would create an echo that sounds
like an explosion that scared the hell out of them. If that didn't work we
would load a 9mm pistol, and pretend to be charging it near their head and
make them think we were going to shoot them. Once you did that they did
whatever you wanted them to do basically. The way we treated these men was
hard even for the soldiers, especially after realising that many of these
'combatants' were no more than shepherds."

I heard a marine at Camp Whitehorse say: "The 50/10 technique was used to
break down EPWs and make it easier for the HET member to get information
from them."  The 50/10 technique was to make prisoners stand for 50
minutes of the hour for ten hours with a hood over their heads in the
heat. EPWs were "enemy prisoners of war."  HETs were "human exploitation
teams."

I heard Captain Donald Reese, a prison warden, say: "It was not uncommon
to see people without clothing. I was told the 'whole nudity thing' was an
interrogation procedure used by military intelligence, and never thought
much about it."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "I have not seen anything thus far that says
that the people abused were abused in the process of interrogating them or
for interrogation purposes."

I heard Private Lynndie England, who was photographed in Abu Ghraib
holding a prisoner on a leash, say: "I was instructed by persons in higher
rank to stand there, hold this leash, look at the camera, and they took
pictures for PsyOps. I didn't really, I mean, want to be in any pictures.
I thought it was kind of weird."

Detainees 27, 30 and 31 were stripped of their clothing, handcuffed
together nude, placed on the ground, and forced to lie on each other and
simulate sex while photographs were taken. Detainee 8 had his food thrown
in the toilet and was then ordered to eat it. Detainee 7 was ordered to
bark like a dog while MPs spat and urinated on him; he was sodomised with
a police stick while two female MPs watched. Detainee 3 was sodomised with
a broom by a female soldier. Detainee 15 was photographed standing on a
box with a hood on his head and simulated electrical wires were attached
to his hands and penis. Detainees 1, 16, 17, 18, 23, 24 and 26 were placed
in a pile and forced to masturbate while photographs were taken. An
unidentified detainee was photographed covered in faeces with a banana
inserted in his anus. Detainee 5 watched Civilian 1 rape an unidentified
15-year-old male detainee while a female soldier took photographs.
Detainees 5 and 7 were stripped of their clothing and forced to wear
women's underwear on their heads. Detainee 28, handcuffed with his hands
behind his back in a shower stall, was declared dead when an MP removed
the sandbag from his head and checked his pulse.

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "If you are in Washington DC, you can't know
what's going on in the midnight shift in one of those many prisons around
the world."

*

I heard that the Red Cross had to close its offices because it was too
dangerous. I heard that General Electric and the Siemens Corporation had
to close their offices. I heard that Médecins sans Frontières had to
withdraw, and that journalists rarely left their hotels. I heard that,
after their headquarters were bombed, most of the United Nations staff had
gone. I heard that the cost of life insurance policies for the few
remaining Western businessmen was $10,000 a week.

I heard Tom Foley, director of Iraq Private Sector Development, say: "The
security risks are not as bad as they appear on TV. Western civilians are
not the targets themselves. These are acceptable risks."

I heard the spokesman for Paul Bremer say: "We have isolated pockets where
we are encountering problems."

I heard that, no longer able to rely on the military for help, private
security firms had banded together to form the largest private army in the
world, with its own rescue teams and intelligence. I heard that there were
20,000 mercenary soldiers, now called "private contractors," in Iraq,
earning as much as $2000 a day, and not subject to Iraqi or US military
law.

I heard that 50,000 Iraqi civilians were dead.

I heard that, on a day when a car bomb killed three Americans, Paul
Bremer's last act as director of the Coalition Provisional Authority was
to issue laws making it illegal to drive with only one hand on the
steering wheel or to honk a horn when there was no emergency.

I heard that the unemployment rate was now 70 per cent, that less than 1
per cent of the workforce was engaged in reconstruction, and that the US
had spent only 2 per cent of the $18.4 billion approved by Congress for
reconstruction. I heard that an official audit could not account for $8.8
billion of Iraqi oil money given to Iraqi ministries by the Coalition
Provisional Authority.

I heard the president say: "Our Coalition is standing with responsible
Iraqi leaders as they establish growing authority in their country."

I heard that, a few days before he became prime minister, Iyad Allawi
visited a Baghdad police station where six suspected insurgents,
blindfolded and handcuffed, were lined up against a wall. I heard that, as
four Americans and a dozen Iraqi policemen watched, Allawi pulled out a
pistol and shot each prisoner in the head. I heard that he said that this
is how we must deal with insurgents.

On 28 June 2004, with the establishment of an interim government, I heard
the vice president say: "After decades of rule by a brutal dictator, Iraq
has been returned to its rightful owners, the people of Iraq."

This was the military summary for an ordinary day, 22 July 2004, a day
that produced no headlines: "Two roadside bombs exploded next to a van and
a Mercedes in separate areas of Baghdad, killing four civilians. A gunman
in a Toyota opened fire on a police checkpoint and escaped. Police wounded
three gunmen at a checkpoint and arrested four men suspected of attempted
murder. Seven more roadside bombs exploded in Baghdad and gunmen twice
attacked US troops. Police dismantled a car bomb in Mosul and gunmen
attacked the Western driver of a gravel truck at Tell Afar. There were
three roadside bombings and a rocket attack on US troops in Mosul and
another gun attack on US forces near Tell Afar. At Taji, a civilian
vehicle collided with a US military vehicle, killing six civilians and
injuring seven others. At Bayji, a US vehicle hit a landmine. Gunmen
murdered a dentist at the Ad Dwar hospital. There were 17 roadside bomb
explosions against US forces in Taji, Baquba, Baqua, Jalula, Tikrit,
Paliwoda, Balad, Samarra and Duluiyeh, with attacks by gunmen on US troops
in Tikrit and Balad. A headless body in an orange jumpsuit was found in
the Tigris; believed to be Bulgarian hostage Ivalyo Kepov. Kirkuk air base
attacked. Five roadside bombs on US forces in Rutbah, Kalso and Ramadi.
Gunmen attacked Americans in Fallujah and Ramadi. The police chief of
Najaf was abducted. Two civilian contractors were attacked by gunmen at
Haswah. A roadside bomb exploded near Kerbala and Hillah. International
forces were attacked by gunmen at al-Qurnah."

*

I heard the president say: "You can embolden an enemy by sending a mixed
message. You can dispirit the Iraqi people by sending mixed messages.
That's why I will continue to lead with clarity and in a resolute way."

I heard the president say: "Today, because the world acted with courage
and moral clarity, Iraqi athletes are competing in the Olympic Games."  
Iraq had sent teams to the previous Olympics. And when the president ran a
campaign advertisement with the flags of Iraq and Afghanistan and the
words "at this Olympics there will be two more free nations -- and two
fewer terrorist regimes," I heard the Iraqi coach say: "Iraq as a team
does not want Mr Bush to use us for the presidential campaign. He can find
another way to advertise himself."  I heard their star midfielder say that
if he weren't playing soccer he'd be fighting for the resistance in
Fallujah: "Bush has committed so many crimes. How will he meet his god
having slaughtered so many men and women?"

I heard an unnamed "senior British army officer" invoke the Nazis to
describe what he saw: "My view and the view of the British chain of
command is that the Americans' use of violence is not proportionate and is
over-responsive to the threat they are facing. They don't see the Iraqi
people the way we see them. They view them as Untermenschen. They are not
concerned about the Iraqi loss of life. As far as they are concerned, Iraq
is bandit country and everybody is out to kill them. It is trite, but
American troops do shoot first and ask questions later."

I heard Makki al-Nazzal, who was managing a clinic in Fallujah, say, in
unaccented English: "I have been a fool for 47 years. I used to believe in
European and American civilisation."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "We never believed that we'd just tumble over
weapons of mass destruction."

I heard Condoleezza Rice say: "We never expected we were going to open
garages and find them."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "They may have had time to destroy them, and
I don't know the answer."

I heard Richard Perle say: "We don't know where to look for them and we
never did know where to look for them. I hope this will take less than two
hundred years."

*

I heard the president say: "I know what I'm doing when it comes to winning
this war."

I heard the president say: "I'm a war president."

I heard that 1000 American soldiers were dead and 7000 wounded in combat.
I heard that there was now an average of 87 attacks on US troops a day.

I heard Condoleezza Rice say: "Not everything has gone as we would have
liked it to."

I heard Colin Powell say: "We did miscalculate the difficulty."

I heard an unnamed "senior US diplomat in Baghdad" say: "We're dealing
with a population that hovers between bare tolerance and outright
hostility. This idea of a functioning democracy is crazy. We thought there
would be a reprieve after sovereignty, but all hell is breaking loose."

I heard Major Thomas Neemeyer say: "The only way to stomp out the
insurgency of the mind would be to kill the entire population."

I heard the CNN reporter near the tomb of Ali in Najaf say: "Everything
outside of the mosque seems to be totalled."

I heard Khudeir Salman, who sold ice from a donkey cart in Najaf, say he
was giving up after marine snipers had killed his friend, another
ice-seller: "I found him this morning. The sniper shot his donkey too.
Even the ambulance drivers are too scared to get the body."

I heard the vice president say: "Such an enemy cannot be deterred, cannot
be contained, cannot be appeased, or negotiated with. It can only be
destroyed. And that is the business at hand."

I heard a "senior American commander" say: "We need to make a decision on
when the cancer of Fallujah needs to be cut out."

I heard Major-General John Batiste, outside Samarra, say: "It'll be a
quick fight and the enemy is going to die fast. The message for the people
of Samarra is: peacefully or not, this is going to be solved."

I heard Brigadier-General Kimmitt say: "Our patience is not eternal."

I heard the president say: "America will never be run out of Iraq by a
bunch of thugs and killers."

I heard about the wedding party that was attacked by American planes,
killing 45 people, and the wedding photographer who videotaped the
festivities until he himself was killed. And though the tape was shown on
television, I heard Brigadier-General Kimmitt say: "There was no evidence
of a wedding. There may have been some kind of celebration. Bad people
have celebrations, too."

I heard an Iraqi man say: "I swear I saw dogs eating the body of a woman."

I heard an Iraqi man say: "We have at least 700 dead. So many of them are
children and women. The stench from the dead bodies in parts of the city
is unbearable."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "Death has a tendency to encourage a
depressing view of war."

*

On the occasion of Iyad Allawi's visit to the United States, I heard the
president say: "What's important for the American people to hear is
reality. And the reality is right here in the form of the prime minister."

Asked about ethnic tensions, I heard Iyad Allawi say: "There are no
problems between Shia and Sunnis and Kurds and Arabs and Turkmen. Usually
we have no problems of an ethnic or religious nature in Iraq."

I heard him say: "There is nothing, no problem, except in a small pocket
in Fallujah."

I heard Colonel Jerry Durrant say, after a meeting with Ramadi tribal
sheikhs: "A lot of these guys have read history, and they said to me the
government in Baghdad is like the Vichy government in France during World
War Two."

I heard a journalist say: "I am housebound. I leave when I have a very
good reason to and a scheduled interview. I avoid going to people's homes
and never walk in the streets. I can't go grocery shopping any more, can't
eat in restaurants, can't strike up a conversation with strangers, can't
look for stories, can't drive in anything but a full armoured car, can't
go to scenes of breaking news stories, can't be stuck in traffic, can't
speak English outside, can't take a road trip, can't say 'I'm an
American,' can't linger at checkpoints, can't be curious about what people
are saying, doing, feeling."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "It's a tough part of the world. We had
something like 200 or 300 or 400 people killed in many of the major cities
of America last year. What's the difference? We just didn't see each
homicide in every major city in the United States on television every
night."

I heard that 80,000 Iraqi civilians were dead. I heard that the war had
already cost $225 billion and was continuing at the rate of $40 billion a
month. I heard there was now an average of 130 attacks on US troops a day.

I heard Captain John Mountford say: "I just wonder what would have
happened if we had worked a little more with the locals."

I heard that, in the last year alone, the US had fired 127 tons of
depleted uranium (DU) munitions in Iraq, the radioactive equivalent of
approximately ten thousand Nagasaki bombs. I heard that the widespread use
of DU in the first Gulf War was believed to be the primary cause of the
health problems suffered by its 580,400 veterans, of whom 467 were wounded
during the war itself. Ten years later, 11,000 were dead and 325,000 on
medical disability. DU carried in semen led to high rates of endometriosis
in their wives and girlfriends, often requiring hysterectomies. Of
soldiers who had healthy babies before the war, 67 per cent of their
postwar babies were born with severe defects, including missing legs,
arms, organs or eyes.

I heard that 380 tons of HMX (high melting point explosive) and RDX (rapid
detonation explosive) were missing from al-Qaqaa, one of Iraq's "most
sensitive military installations," which had not been guarded since the
invasion. I heard that one pound of these explosives was enough to blow up
a 747 jet, and that this cache could be used to make a million roadside
bombs, which were the cause of half the casualties among US troops.

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say, when asked why the troops were being kept in
the war much longer than their normal tours of duty: "Oh, come on. People
are fungible. You can have them here or there."

*

I heard Colonel Gary Brandl say: "The enemy has got a face. He's called
Satan. He's in Fallujah and we're going to destroy him."

I heard a marine commander tell his men: "You will be held accountable for
the facts not as they are in hindsight but as they appeared to you at the
time. If, in your mind, you fire to protect yourself or your men, you are
doing the right thing. It doesn't matter if later on we find out you wiped
out a family of unarmed civilians."

I heard Lieutenant-Colonel Mark Smith say: "We're going out where the bad
guys live, and we're going to slay them in their zip code."

I heard that 15,000 US troops invaded Fallujah while planes dropped
500-pound bombs on "insurgent targets."  I heard they destroyed the Nazzal
Emergency Hospital in the centre of the city, killing 20 doctors. I heard
they occupied Fallujah General Hospital, which the military had called a
"center of propaganda" for reporting civilian casualties. I heard that
they confiscated all mobile phones and refused to allow doctors and
ambulances to go out and help the wounded. I heard they bombed the power
plant to black out the city, and that the water was shut off. I heard that
every house and shop had a large red X spray-painted on the door to
indicate that it had been searched.

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "Innocent civilians in that city have all the
guidance they need as to how they can avoid getting into trouble. There
aren't going to be large numbers of civilians killed and certainly not by
US forces."

I heard that, in a city of 150 mosques, there were no longer any calls to
prayer.

I heard Muhammad Abboud tell how, unable to leave his house to go to a
hospital, he had watched his nine-year-old son bleed to death, and how,
unable to leave his house to go to a cemetery, he had buried his son in
the garden.

I heard Sami al-Jumaili, a doctor, say: "There is not a single surgeon in
Fallujah. A 13-year-old child just died in my hands."

I heard an American soldier say: "We will win the hearts and minds of
Fallujah by ridding the city of insurgents. We're doing that by patrolling
the streets and killing the enemy."

I heard an American soldier, a Bradley gunner, say: "I was basically
looking for any clean walls, you know, without any holes in them. And then
we were putting holes in them."

I heard Farhan Salih say: "My kids are hysterical with fear. They are
traumatised by the sound but there is nowhere to take them."

I heard that the US troops allowed women and children to leave the city,
but that all "military age males," men from 15 to 60, were required to
stay. I heard that no food or medicine was allowed into the city.

I heard the Red Cross say that at least 800 civilians had died. I heard
Iyad Allawi say there were no civilian casualties in Fallujah.

I heard a man named Abu Sabah say: "They used these weird bombs that put
up smoke like a mushroom cloud. Then small pieces fall from the air with
long tails of smoke behind them."  I heard him say that pieces of these
bombs exploded into large fires that burned the skin even when water was
thrown on it.

I heard Kassem Muhammad Ahmed say: "I watched them roll over wounded
people in the streets with tanks."

I heard a man named Khalil say: "They shot women and old men in the
streets. Then they shot anyone who tried to get their bodies."

I heard Nihida Kadhim, a housewife, say that when she was finally allowed
to return to her home, she found a message written with lipstick on her
living-room mirror: FUCK IRAQ AND EVERY IRAQI IN IT.

I heard General John Sattler say that the destruction of Fallujah had
"broken the back of the insurgency."

I heard that three-quarters of Fallujah had been shelled into rubble. I
heard an American soldier say: "It's kind of bad we destroyed everything,
but at least we gave them a chance for a new start."

I heard that only five roads into Fallujah would remain open. The rest
would be sealed with "sand berms," mountains of earth. At the entry
points, everyone would be photographed, fingerprinted and have iris scans
taken before being issued identification cards. All citizens would be
required to wear identification cards in plain sight at all times. No
private automobiles would be allowed in the city. All males would be
organised into "work brigades" rebuilding the city. They would be paid,
but participation would be compulsory.

I heard Muhammad Kubaissy, a shopkeeper, say: "I am still searching for
what they have been calling democracy."

I heard a soldier say that he had talked to his priest about killing
Iraqis, and that his priest had told him it was all right to kill for his
government as long as he did not enjoy it. After he had killed at least
four men, I heard the soldier say that he had begun to have doubts: "Where
the fuck did Jesus say it's OK to kill people for your government?"

*

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "I don't believe anyone that I know in the
administration ever said that Iraq had nuclear weapons."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "The Coalition did not act in Iraq because we
had discovered dramatic new evidence of Iraq's pursuit of weapons of mass
destruction. We acted because we saw the evidence in a dramatic new light,
through the prism of our experience on 9/11."

I heard a reporter say to Donald Rumsfeld: "Before the war in Iraq, you
stated the case very eloquently and you said they would welcome us with
open arms."  And I heard Rumsfeld interrupt him: "Never said that. Never
did. You may remember it well, but you're thinking of somebody else. You
can't find, anywhere, me saying anything like either of those two things
you just said I said."

I heard Ahmed Chalabi, who had supplied most of the information about the
weapons of mass destruction, shrug and say: "We are heroes in error ...  
What was said before is not important."

I heard Paul Wolfowitz say: "For bureaucratic reasons, we settled on one
issue, weapons of mass destruction, as justification for invading Iraq,
because it was the one reason everyone could agree on."

I heard Condoleezza Rice continue to insist: "It's not as if anybody
believes that Saddam Hussein was without weapons of mass destruction."

I heard that the Niger "yellowcake" uranium was a hoax legitimised by
British intelligence, that the aluminium tubes could not be used for
nuclear weapons, that the mobile biological laboratories produced hydrogen
for weather balloons, that the fleet of unmanned aerial drones was a
single broken-down oversized model airplane, that Saddam had no elaborate
underground bunkers, that Colin Powell's primary source, his "solid
information" for the evidence he presented at the United Nations, was a
paper written ten years before by a graduate student. I heard that, of the
400,000 bodies buried in mass graves, only 5000 had been found.

I heard Lieutenant-General James Conway say: "It was a surprise to me
then, and it remains a surprise to me now, that we have not uncovered
weapons. It's not from lack of trying."

I heard a reporter ask Donald Rumsfeld: "If they did not have WMDs, why
did they pose an immediate threat to this country?"  I heard Rumsfeld
answer: "You and a few other critics are the only people I've heard use
the phrase 'immediate threat.' It's become a kind of folklore that that's
what happened. If you have any citations, I'd like to see them."  And I
heard the reporter read: "No terrorist state poses a greater or more
immediate threat to the security of our people."  Rumsfeld replied: "It --
my view of -- of the situation was that he -- he had -- we -- we believe,
the best intelligence that we had and other countries had and that -- that
we believed and we still do not know -- we will know."

I heard Saadoon al-Zubaydi, an interpreter who lived in the presidential
palace, say: "For at least three years Saddam Hussein had been tired of
the day-to-day management of his regime. He could not stand it any more:
meetings, commissions, dispatches, telephone calls. So he withdrew ...  
Alone, isolated, out of it. He preferred shutting himself up in his
office, writing novels."

*

I heard the president say that Iraq is a "catastrophic success."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "They haven't won a single battle the entire
time since the end of major combat operations."

I heard that hundreds of schools had been completely destroyed and
thousands looted, and that most people thought it too dangerous to send
their children to school. I heard there was no system of banks. I heard
that in the cities there were only ten hours of electricity a day and that
only 60 per cent of the population had access to drinkable water. I heard
that the malnutrition of children was now far worse than in Uganda or
Haiti. I heard that none of the 270,000 babies born after the start of the
war had received immunisations.

I heard that 5 per cent of eligible voters had registered for the coming
elections.

I heard General John Abizaid say: "I don't think Iraq will have a perfect
election. And, if I recall, looking back at our own election four years
ago, it wasn't perfect either."

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "Let's say you tried to have an election and
you could have it in three-quarters or four-fifths of the country. But
some places you couldn't because the violence is too great. Well, so be
it. Nothing's perfect in life."

I heard an Iraqi engineer say: "Go and vote and risk being blown to pieces
or followed by insurgents and murdered for co-operating with the
Americans? For what? To practise democracy? Are you joking?"

I heard General Muhammad Abdullah Shahwani, the chief of Iraqi
intelligence, say that there were now 200,000 active fighters in the
insurgency.

I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "I don't believe it's our job to reconstruct
that country. The Iraqi people are going to have to reconstruct that
country over a period of time."  I heard him say that, in any event, "the
infrastructure of that country was not terribly damaged by the war at
all."

I heard that the American ambassador, John Negroponte, had requested that
$3.37 billion intended for water, sewage and electricity projects be
transferred to security and oil output.

I heard that the reporters from the al-Jazeera network were indefinitely
banned. I heard Donald Rumsfeld say: "What al-Jazeera is doing is vicious,
inaccurate and inexcusable."

I heard that Spain left the "coalition of the willing."  Hungary left; the
Dominican Republic left; Nicaragua left; Honduras left.  I heard that the
Philippines had left early, after a Filipino truck driver was kidnapped
and executed.  Norway left.  Poland and the Netherlands said they were
leaving.  Thailand said it was leaving.  Bulgaria was reducing its few
hundred troops.  Moldova cut its force from 42 to 12.

I heard that the president had once said: "Two years from now, only the
Brits may be with us. At some point, we may be the only ones left. That's
OK with me. We are America."

I heard a reporter ask Lieutenant-General Jay Garner how long the troops
would remain in Iraq, and I heard him reply: "I hope they're there a long
time."

I heard General Tommy Franks say: "One has to think about the numbers. I
think we will be engaged with our military in Iraq for perhaps three,
five, perhaps ten years."

I heard that the Pentagon was now exploring what it called the "Salvador
option," modelled on the death squads in El Salvador in the 1980s, when
John Negroponte was ambassador to Honduras and when Elliott Abrams, now
White House adviser on the Middle East, called the massacre at El Mozote
"nothing but Communist propaganda."  Under the plan, the US would advise,
train and support paramilitaries in assassination and kidnapping,
including secret raids across the Syrian border. In the vice presidential
debate, I heard the vice president say: "Twenty years ago we had a similar
situation in El Salvador. We had a guerrilla insurgency that controlled
roughly a third of the country ... And today El Salvador is a whale of a
lot better."

I heard that 100,000 Iraqi civilians were dead. I heard that there was now
an average of 150 attacks on US troops a day. I heard that in Baghdad 700
people were being killed every month in "non-war-related" criminal
activities. I heard that 1400 American soldiers had been killed and that
the true casualty figure was approximately 25,000.

I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had a machine sign his letters of condolence
to the families of soldiers who had been killed. When this caused a small
scandal, I heard him say: "I have directed that in the future I sign each
letter."

I heard the president say: "The credibility of this country is based upon
our strong desire to make the world more peaceful, and the world is now
more peaceful."

I heard the president say: "I want to be the peace president. The next
four years will be peaceful years."

I heard Attorney General John Ashcroft say, on the day of his resignation:
"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror
has been achieved."

I heard the president say: "For a while we were marching to war. Now we're
marching to peace."

I heard that the US military had purchased 1,500,000,000 bullets for use
in the coming year. That is 58 bullets for every Iraqi adult and child.

I heard that Saddam Hussein, in solitary confinement, was spending his
time writing poetry, reading the Koran, eating cookies and muffins, and
taking care of some bushes and shrubs. I heard that he had placed a circle
of white stones around a small plum tree.

11 January
			
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