[Peace-discuss] Club Dead

[C. G. Estabrook]

All this bruhaha about the conditions at Gitmo. Look, the
detainees have never been denied fruit. Water, maybe, trials,
definitely. But they've got more fruit than Miami Beach. Also,
apparently, a beautiful view. Yesterday Sen. Jeff Sessions, R-
Ala., "expressed impatience at Democrats who called for more
legal rights for detainees. He said the newly constructed
facility at Guantanamo was on 'a beautiful site' and 'would
make a magnificent resort.'" Of course! A resort! With, uhm,
very late check-out: "As for the detainees held there, 'some
of them need to be executed,' Sessions said."

We look forward to the t-shirts: "My daddy went to Gitmo and
all I got was this lousy t-shirt because he's dead now."

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