[Peace-discuss] Not quite a joke

[Chuck Minne]

A man died and went to heaven. 


  As he stood in front of St. Peter 


  At the Pearly Gates,


   He saw a huge wall of clocks.


   He asked, 


  "What are all those clocks?"


 

  
St. Peter answered, 


  "Those are Lie-Clocks. 


  Everyone on Earth get's a Lie-Clock. 


  
 

  Every time you lie,


   The hands on your clock will move."


  
"I see," 


  Said the man, 


  "whose clock is that?"

"That's George Washington's. 


  The hands have never moved, 


  Indicating that he never told a lie."


  
 


  "Incredible," 


  Said the man. 


  "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, 


  "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. 


  The hands have moved twice, 


  Telling us that Abe told only two lies 


  In his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" 


  Asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. 


  He's using it as a fan."



Current Terror Alert Level
 

GEORGE W. BUSH - MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM!




		
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