[Peace-discuss] Fw: yet another security concern

[E.Wayne Johnson]

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "AL" <AllenLitherland at yahoo.com>
To: "AL" <AllenLitherland at yahoo.com>
Sent: Monday, December 28, 2009 6:32 PM
Subject: yet another security concern


>A teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he 
>attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a 
>compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
>
> At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the 
> man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify 
> the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math 
> instruction.
>
> "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They derive 
> solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in 
> search of absolute values." They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' 
> and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined that they 
> belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in 
> every country.
>
> As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to 
> every triangle'.
>
> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If Allah had 
> wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given 
> us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not 
> recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is 
> believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.
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