[Peace-discuss] Uh-oh

[C. G. Estabrook]

	Sudden Mass American Enlightenment
	Puzzles Congress and Causes National Security Alert
  	Ignatious O'Reilly
	Sott.net
	Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:00 EDT

Washington - President Obama, U.S. congressmen and their aides held an emergency 
four hour-long meeting Wednesday to decide what action to take to stem a sudden 
and unprecedented mass enlightenment of the US population that threatens to 
destabilize the Government and create a fiscal crisis.

Millions of citizens jubilantly celebrated their new awareness as they suddenly 
realized they have been lied to all their lives on just about everything by 
their psychopathic, conscienceless leaders of major corporations, government and 
security agencies.

Residents in all major cities across the United States awoke Wednesday morning 
complaining that they were experiencing an inexplicable mental clarity that was 
causing them to realize the way they were about to spend their day was utterly 
pointless, a potential health threat and would only add energy and finances to a 
powerful wealthy elite that had been ruling their lives since as long as they 
could remember.

Congress was thrown into chaos when a majority of staff decided to simply stop 
showing up for work until their bosses resign; in a move of solidarity, energy 
companies turned off the power to government buildings and military bases, while 
water companies shut down their water supply; repair people refused to carry out 
repairs for the politically well-connected and television network staff refused 
to report the lies they are routinely ordered to tell by their editors.

One Chicago resident's report was consistent with many similar accounts coming 
in from across the country. Joe, 42 told us how he had become aware of the 
diversionary, divide and conquer machinations of the psychopathic oligarchs, 
especially in relation to abortion, health care, immigration, global warming, 
peak oil, 9/11, fake terrorism, both current wars and past wars, 'necessary 
police actions', empire building and resource plundering, left vs right, 
evolution vs creationism, fundamentalists vs everybody else!

"Wow! I sort of felt things weren't right but to suddenly be able to see the 
true nature of all the lies we've been bombarded with by media and Big 
Government is just mind-boggling," Joe exclaimed.

"The public seems to have finally understood that they're so sick and going 
bankrupt because of the FDA/AMA medical mafia and Big Pharma's Gestapo death 
grip over absolutely everything! I've noticed how food companies, Monsanto and 
Big Pharma's share prices have exploded over the past few years," said Joe. "I 
can see it's because they have bought Congress and have a complete monopoly over 
our food supply, health and non-existent consideration for others' well-being."

Reports are flooding in of people deciding to buy or trade for goods with hand 
crafters in their own region instead of shopping at Wal-Mart. Rather than buying 
GMO foods at the supermarket chain stores, they've formed co-ops with their 
neighbors, bought fresh food in bulk and are getting together to can foods, 
smoke meats and pickle vegetables - followed by a barbecue. Feeling so connected 
and enthused by that, ordinary people across the nation are organizing all kinds 
of meetings to learn all the old skills that their grandparents knew that made 
them independent.

People are leaving the cities in droves and, en masse, have established 
themselves on previously restricted government land. This resulted in a 
veritable frenzy of house-building and barn raising parties followed, once 
again, by barbecues where home-made pickles were enjoyed by all.

The reasons for the mass-awakening are as yet unclear. One possible explanation 
has been given by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency where officials have 
discovered that the normally high levels of fluoride added to the nation's 
drinking water were "accidentally omitted." It's suspected that workers at water 
plants are responsible. Government Health officials have advised all citizens to 
carry on working as normal, eat lots of fast-food and stay glued to their TV 
sets in the hope that any thoughts generated in people by seeing the reality of 
the situation will be pacified by toxins, apathy and a return to the steady 
atrophy of their brains.

Citizens have been urged by the Obama administration to report anyone they 
witness behaving in a non-consumer-capitalist manner to Homeland Security who, 
with the help of FEMA, will permanently detain anyone found more than 5 meters 
from a Television screen.

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