[Peace-discuss] Fwd: News from CJ Hopkins and the Consent Factory -- April 2019 Edition

Thu Apr 4 15:22:12 UTC 2019


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> Subject: News from CJ Hopkins and the Consent Factory -- April 2019 Edition
> Date: April 4, 2019 at 5:45:37 AM CDT
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> Mueller-Dämmerung, Magic Socialists, Anti-Semitism Pandemic, and other news from the Consent Factory! 
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> So I went and did it again. I blew the March newsletter, so this April edition will cover March as well ... what can I say? It's been a rather eventful six weeks, or however long it's been. As most of you know, in addition to writing satire, and other things, I'm also a paid agent of the Kremlin, and it's been all-hands-on-deck lately as we worked around the clock to blackmail Special Counsel Mueller into denying that Donald Trump colluded with our secret master plan to destroy the USA, and Western democracy. It looks like we managed to pull that off, although today's big "March to Demand the Release of the Unabridged and Unredacted Mueller Post-it Notes" might change everything. I'll be monitoring that from my post here in Berlin ...
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> But it hasn't been all useful-idiocy here at the Factory. I managed to publish a few essays, The Magic Socialist (which totally infuriated a lot of Bernie-loving readers), Anti-Semitism Pandemic (which a lot readers were so horrified by that they repressed all memory of having ever read it), Mueller-Dämmerung (which, yes, I spelled with the umlaut), and A Russiagate Requiem (which just ran on Tuesday, and is still making the rounds of all the disreputable sites that repost my stuff). So give those a read if you haven't already.
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> Oh, yeah, and welcome to all the new subscribers to this newsletter! And thanks again to those who are supporting my work on Patreon <https://cjhopkins.us7.list-manage.com/track/click?u=5e950e68615854335ad65654b&id=c28f5344bf&e=6627709691>or PayPal <https://cjhopkins.us7.list-manage.com/track/click?u=5e950e68615854335ad65654b&id=5634b58208&e=6627709691>! This Kremlin gig doesn't pay as well as you might think.
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> That's pretty much it in terms of actual news. So I just need to plug my dystopian sci-fi novel, ZONE 23, which you can purchase from Amazon <https://cjhopkins.us7.list-manage.com/track/click?u=5e950e68615854335ad65654b&id=532220deae&e=6627709691> or these other fine online booksellers <https://cjhopkins.us7.list-manage.com/track/click?u=5e950e68615854335ad65654b&id=678af2db0f&e=6627709691>, or physically walk into a bookstore and order, weird as that might sound. Those juicy blurbs over there in the margin are all excerpts from Amazon reader reviews. If you've read it, and have time to post one of those, or just give it a quick rating, I'll be grateful. It has been selling very well (surprisingly well) for an independent publication without any corporate publicity behind it, but my long-term goal is to eventually reach enough readers to turn it into some kind of cult hit ... that, or get it banned by the US government, or some Internet corporation.
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> OK, that's it for now. I'll be back next month with more news. Until then ...
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> All best wishes from sunny Berlin,
> CJ
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> ... a darkly comic dystopian satire about being human, all-too-human, featuring two of the most endearing and emotionally messed-up Anti-Social anti-heroes that ever rebelled against the forces of Normality.
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> "A piercing satire that cuts right to the genetically modified heart of our corporate-controlled world ... the millennials' 1984."
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> "Zone 23 skewers the world so incisively that it is almost hallucinatory. Everything you know deep down inside but don't want to see and certainly can't talk about. Thank god that it is funny."
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> "I started this book, got sucked into a IMAX3D technicolor hyperdrive, felt every possible human emotion and didn't stop for three days ... don't start it if you want to do anything else."
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> "CJ Hopkins masterly depicts the scary, crazy state of advanced capitalist fascism we live in now ... jacked up a good few notches." 
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> " ... quite frankly, unlike any other dystopian novel I have ever read ... the narrative voice of this novel is just wonderful ... this is an easy 5 stars!"
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> " Thermonuclear ... laugh-out-loud real ... a head-on train crash between comedian/ linguist George Carlin and sci-fi writer Philip K. Dick."
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> " ... a fascinating read. C.J. Hopkins is about the best deadly serious humorist around."
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