[Peace] Fwd: Re: Amendments

[Alfred Kagan]

FYI



>Subject: George W. Bush, Jr. Resume
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>      - RESUME -
>    George W. Bush
>
>Past work experience:
>
>- Ran for congress and lost.
>
>- Produced a Hollywood 'slasher' B movie.
>
>- Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company
>went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
>
>- Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
>land... using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
>Chicago White Sox.
>
>- With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
>Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and
>made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles
>with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and
>bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed
>money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American
>history.
>
>- Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
>with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
>
>
>Accomplishments as president:
>
>- Attacked and took over two countries.
>
>- Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
>
>- Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
>
>- Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12
>month period.
>
>- Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
>market.
>
>- First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
>- First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
>
>- First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
>for any president in US history.
>
>- After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided
>over the worst security failure in US history.
>
>- Set the record for most campaign fund raising trips than any other
>president in US history.
>
>- In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
>job.
>
>- Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
>president in US history.
>
>- Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
>
>- Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
>any president in US history.
>
>- Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
>president since the advent of television.
>
>- Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
>any president in US history.
>
>- Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
>intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
>- Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
>use the national reserves as past presidents have.
>
>- Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
>
>- Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
>take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
>record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
>
>- Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
>history.
>
>- My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
>history.
>
>- Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
>history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice has a Chevron
>oil tanker named after her).
>
>- First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
>simultaneously go bankrupt.
>
>- Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
>in any country in the history of the world.
>
>- First president in US history to order a US attack and military
>occupation of a sovereign nation.
>
>- Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
>of the United States.
>
>- Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
>more than any president in US history.
>
>- First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
>from the human rights commission.
>
>- First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
>from the elections monitoring board.
>
>- Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
>congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
>history.
>
>- Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>
>- Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>
>- Refused to allow inspectors-  access to US prisoners of war and by
>default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
>- First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
>inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
>
>- All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
>donations.
>
>- My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the
>largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
>former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
>- Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
>history.
>
>- First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
>nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
>
>- First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and
>then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
>
>- First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
>- Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than
>a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
>biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>
>- With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
>Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
>
>- First US president in history to have a majority of the people of
>Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
>stability.
>
>- First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more
>threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
>
>- Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>government contracts.
>
>- Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
>violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding
>for government contracts.
>
>- Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
>
>- Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
>of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months
>they have no leads and zero suspects.
>
>- In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully
>prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in
>the history of the United States.
>
>- Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
>president in US history.
>
>- In a little over two years created the most divided country in
>decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil
>war.
>
>- Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
>than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
>down.
>
>
>Records and References:
>
>- At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
>record has been erased and is not available).
>
>- AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of
>war.
>
>- Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
>
>- All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
>to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>view.
>
>- All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
>bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>view.
>
>- All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
>board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
>- Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
>public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>review.
>
>- For personal references please speak to my daddy or Uncle James Baker
>(They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for
>war-profiteering.)
>
>This document analysis was complied and published by Kelly Kramer and is
>presented here under the Fair Use Act for educational purposes. Kelly
>Kramer will receive your email at: kelley_kramer at yahoo.com and please
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>
Thank you.

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Al Kagan
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