[Peace] [Sdas] Bushy Accomplishments?

[david at friedart.com]

Perhaps this could be of use?

David Friedman

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The White House, USA
GEORGE W. BUSH

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

  I attacked and took over two countries.

  I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal

record.

  I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

  I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

  I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).

  I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.

  I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
      any 12 month period.

  In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
     vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my Dad's,
     but I did).

  I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
     any president in US history.

  I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock

     market.

  I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
     other president in US history.

  I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

  I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than

any other US president in history.

  After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided
over the worst security failure in US history.

  I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president

in US history.

  I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.

  In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.

  I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
12-month period.

  I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to

intervene when corruption was revealed.

  I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
  record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

  I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in

US history.

  Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a
  Chevron oil tanker named after her).

  I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

  I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market

in any country in the history of the world.

  I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will

of the
  United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

  I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland
  Security"(only one letter away from BS).

  I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough

to
  beat, but I did it!!).

  I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to

remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

  I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

  I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
  history.

  I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

  I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

  I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of  war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

  I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

  I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.

  The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my

best friends,  presided over one of the largest corporate
  bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).

  I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.

  I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack

(and then lied,saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

  am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

  I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11,and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
  biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

  I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world

  peace and stability.

  I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

  I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
  corporations bidding for gov't contracts.

  I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other president in US history.

  In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the
  Civil War.

  I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading
  straight down.

  RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

  I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not available).

  I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.

  I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.

  All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
  view.

  All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
  view.

  All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

  Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
  public review.

  PERSONAL REFERENCES:

  For personal references, please speak to my Dad, or Uncle James Baker
(They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where
  they are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan
for the next one).

  (Note:  this information should be useful to voters in the 2004
election. Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be
  reminded about his record.)