[Imc] Fwd: White House Hillbillies

[Robert Dunn]

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>White House Hillbillies
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>Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush. His IQ was zero and his
>head was up his tush. He drank like a fish while he drove all about. But
>that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out. DUI, that is. Criminal
>record. Cover-up.
>Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes toYale. He can't spell
>his name but they never let him fail. He spends all his time hangin' out
>with student folk. And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
>Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
>The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam. Kin folks say, "George,
>stay at home with Mom." Let the common people get maimed and scarred. We'll
>buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard. Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose
>candy.
>Twenty years later George gets a little bored. He trades in the booze, says
>that Jesus is his Lord. He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna
>be." So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP. Gun owners,
>that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
>Come November 7, the election ran late. Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy
>your state!" "Don't let those colored folks get into the polls." So they 
>put
>up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes. Chads, that is. Duval
>County. Miami-Dade.
>Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in. Told all the voters
>"Hey, we want George to win." "Stop counting votes!" was their solemn
>invocation. And that's how George finally got his coronation. Rigged, that
>is. Illegitimate. No moral authority. Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?
>Paid for by the Katherine Harris Foundation for Corrective Plastic Surgery
>

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