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[Joe Futrelle]

"NYPD Apologizes For Accidental Shooting-Clubbing-Stabbing-Firebombing Death"

http://www.theonion.com/onion3516/nypd_apologizes.html

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Joe Futrelle                  | "You should have been ensnaring us,
Developer, NCSA/SDT/Emerge    | hutted." -- S. M. Wuppertal 
futrelle at ncsa.uiuc.edu        | 
(217) 265-0296                |