[Newspoetry] updated classics

[Joe Futrelle]

I'm updating the classics for the new millenium; here's what I've come
up with so far:

* Jane Austen's Narcissism and Xenophobia 
* Franz Kafka's The Plea-Bargain 
* Charles Dickens's A Tale of Two Metropolitan Areas 
* Ernest Hemingway's The Senior Citizen and the Sea and A 
Farewell to Arms-for-Hostages-Deals 
* Rudyard Kipling's The Rainforest Website 
* Fydor Dostoyevsky's Allegations and Parole 
* Lewis Carroll's Alice in Disneyland 
* James Joyce's Portrait of the Content Provider as a Minor 
* Philip Roth's Portnoy's Lawsuit 
* William Shakespeare's The Sales Associate of Venice 
* Louisa May Alcott's Small Women

any other ideas?

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