[Newspoetry] updated classics

[Bill Wendling]

Also sprach Joe Futrelle:
} I'm updating the classics for the new millenium; here's what I've come
} up with so far:
} 
} * Jane Austen's Narcissism and Xenophobia 
} * Franz Kafka's The Plea-Bargain 
} * Charles Dickens's A Tale of Two Metropolitan Areas 
} * Ernest Hemingway's The Senior Citizen and the Sea and A 
} Farewell to Arms-for-Hostages-Deals 
} * Rudyard Kipling's The Rainforest Website 
} * Fydor Dostoyevsky's Allegations and Parole 
} * Lewis Carroll's Alice in Disneyland 
} * James Joyce's Portrait of the Content Provider as a Minor 
} * Philip Roth's Portnoy's Lawsuit 
} * William Shakespeare's The Sales Associate of Venice 
} * Louisa May Alcott's Small Women
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		Diminuative Womyn, of course.
} 
} any other ideas?

* Aldus Huxley's Brave New World Wide Web

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