[Newspoetry] updated classics

[Nick Montfort]

Here are some more:

* Leo Tolstoy's Low Intensity Conflict and UN Occupation
* Shakespeare's Othello, Venitian of Color
* Fydor Dostoevsky's Three Strikes and You're Out
* Jack Kerouac's On The Web (or) On The Information Superhighway
* E.A. Poe's The Hacked Email
* Herman Melville's Tricky Dick

> } * Jane Austen's Narcissism and Xenophobia 
> } * Franz Kafka's The Plea-Bargain 
> } * Charles Dickens's A Tale of Two Metropolitan Areas 
> } * Ernest Hemingway's The Senior Citizen and the Sea and A 
> } Farewell to Arms-for-Hostages-Deals 
> } * Rudyard Kipling's The Rainforest Website 
> } * Fydor Dostoyevsky's Allegations and Parole 
> } * Lewis Carroll's Alice in Disneyland 
> } * James Joyce's Portrait of the Content Provider as a Minor 
> } * Philip Roth's Portnoy's Lawsuit 
> } * William Shakespeare's The Sales Associate of Venice 
> } * Louisa May Alcott's Small Women
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> 		Diminuative Womyn, of course.
> } 
> } any other ideas?
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> * Aldus Huxley's Brave New World Wide Web

-Nick Montfort            <nickm at media.mit.edu>           <www.nickm.com>