[Newspoetry] jokes needed

[Peter Miller]

Hi, all-

Maybe this can be considered a newspoetry assignment.  I was volunteered to emcee the May Day festivities here in Urbana, and it seems that I should have some good May Day jokes.  Since I don't have many on hand, I thought I'd check with you, the Newspoets.

Currently I have two jokes.  One (courtesty of William G.) starts like this:  "So Nike CEO Phil Knight walks into a bar with a sweatshop on his head."  The second, "How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Yours in the spirit of revolution,
Peter