[Newspoetry] BUSH, GORE DEAD

[Sam Markewich 2]

BUSH EXECUTES GORE, GORE BUMPS BUSH, BOTH CANDIDATES DEAD

	Dateline 7 December 2000, Death Row, Texas (Dissociated Press).  Late
last night secret documents were leaked to the press by a left-wing
activist group identifying itself as the Green Party.  The Green Party
appears to have kept an underground profile until last night, at which
point it was first heard of by the U.S. press.  Seven members of the
party broke into the Republican-Democratic main headquarters in Epcot
Center, Florida shortly before midnight on Wednesday night.  The members
found and stole a top secret file of documents linking George W. Bush to
Al Gore's recent execution and Al Gore to Bush's recent assassination. 
The seven members of what the F.B.I. speculates is a sub-group of a
still larger Green Party who were responsible for the break-in were all
found guilty of vehicular homicide, treason, drug trafficking,
gangbanging, and drive-by panhandling by a jury of people who on the
surface looked like they could be defined as peers of the defendants in
a statistically significant and elegant manner.  
	The stolen documents were leaked shortly before the arrest of the
"Greens", as the gang of seven call themselves.  The documents were
found in a file marked COIDIOTPRO.  COIDIOTPRO was a secret program
started by the Republican-Democratic umbrella Party in an effort to
destroy and discredit both the Republican and the Democratic protest
movements, which have recently come to a ground swell over the Florida
ballot controversy and were seen by many in the umbrella party as a
threat to national defense.  Documents in COIDIOTPRO indicate that
Republican presidential candidate and governor of Texas George W. Bush
became an agent-provocateur for the Republicans in exchange for being
let off on charges of 39 counts of murder over the last year.  Shortly
after his assignment Mr. Bush joined the Democratic party and befriended
Presidential candidate and Vice President Al Gore.  Mr. Bush fabricated
a letter in acceptance of Gore's offer for the two candidates to meet to
demonstrate good faith to the American people everywhere.  In the letter
Mr. Bush invited Mr. Gore to, "come on down to our great state of Texas
and meet Texas style, Al, out at the Chili cook-off."  The COIDIOTPRO
documents further reveal that a sixteen-year old
African-Mexican-Chinese-Native-American boy with HIV, Schizophrenia and
severe mental retardation had been purposely removed from Texas' death
row and planted as the winner of the Chili cook-off in order that he
could be killed as a set-up of Gore.  The boy, referred to as "Boy" in
the documents, was then shot to death at close range by a secret service
agent, who then planted the murder weapon on Al Gore as Gore stood for a
photo op. next to "Boy".  Mr. Gore was immediately arrested, arraigned,
tried and sentenced to the death penalty by a Texas court.
	The COIDIOTPRO documents further reveal that when Mr. Gore's numerous
appeals of the verdict were not successful, Mr. Gore was instructed to
become an agent-provocateur for the Democratic Party, joining the
Republican Party, in exchange for being let off for 10,000 counts of
felony pollution charges related to the success of his invention of the
internet.  His first task as agent-provocateur was to forge a letter
from Gerald to Betty Ford which read simply, "Dear Betty, me and the
kids have thought it over, and we've decided it's o.k. with us if you
booze it up and start popping pills again.  Close the clinic.  We miss
the old Betty."  After this task was complete Mr. Gore befriended George
Bush senior in order to secretly exploit Bush senior's connections to
the CIA.  As the documents reveal, only seconds before the electric
chair and gas chamber were lethally injected into Mr. Gore, ending his
life, Mr. Gore worked out the final details of his last COIDIOTPRO
assignment.  Gore sent a secret letter over the internet, the top-secret
tool Gore invented to send "virtual-", or "e-mail", in which he
instructed CIA agents to have George W. Bush assassinated.  Mr. Bush
junior was assassinated moments later while delivering his now-famous "I
Have a Nightmare" speech to a group of rich white guys who feel
oppressed due to special interest groups.  
	The Republican-Democratic Party denies any allegations linking it to
the deaths of both of the presidential candidates.  Earlier today it
issued a statement saying, "Redford and Hoffman made that shit up about
Dick, and the Green Party did too."  In the absence of any candidates
for president, Gary Heart has been nominated to be the next president. 
Mr. Heart will be sworn into office in January.