[Newspoetry] Academic Announcement
Wendy Edwards
wedwards at ntx1.cso.uiuc.edu
Mon Feb 14 14:26:14 CST 2000
In response to concerns about the underrepresentation of women on its
faculty, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced a new Ph.D.
program in Home Economics. Professor Boyardee, the newly appointed
department chair, commented that the ability to make economical and
nutritious meals for the entire family would be a vital skill in the 21st
century. "We believe that we can continue the excellent culinary
tradition started by classics such as Spaghetti-o's."
The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign responded quickly by
beginning construction of a new home economics facility in the middle of
the Morrow Plots. "We're delighted that we found a way to use the land,"
commented a university administrator. Plans are also underway to rename
NCSA the "National Center for Scrubbing Appliances."
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