[Newspoetry] vneh

[Anne Bargar]

Your Aunt Barbara's Top Ten List Of Stupid Piercings

1. Side to side through the nose
2. The Uvula
3. The Jaw
4. The Frontal Lobe
5. The Kneecap
6. The Cat
7. The Spleen
8. The Big Toe
9. The Eyelid
10. The Web between the thumb and first finger
11. Right through the Asshole

Yeah, I know this is only suppossed to be 10.  Consider 11 to be a free
gift with the original package.