[Newspoetry] Vneh IV

[Anne Bargar]

A Brief Glimpse Of My Life At Home

THE COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT HAS BEEN CLOSED.  THE DEPARTMENT WILL RE-OPEN
APRIL 13, 2099.  COMPLAINTS CAN BE POSTED RETOACTIVELY USING TIME MACHINE
UNTIL JULY 1, 1985; AFTER THIS, THEY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.  THE DEPARTMENT
HEREBY CLAIMS NO RESPONSIBLITY OR LIABILITY FOR ANY COMPLAINTS NOT LODGED
PRIOR TO THE 126 YEAR PERIOD DURING WHICH THE DEPARTMENT STAFF SHALL BE ON
SABBATICAL.  SAID COMPLAINTS ARE CONSIDERED THE SOLE PROPERTY AND
RESPONSIBILITY OF THE COMPLAINER.  IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY DIFFICULTIES WITH
THIS TEMPORARY CLOSURE, FEEL FREE TO GO AND JUMP IN A LAKE.

-THE MANAGEMENT