[Newspoetry] Presidential bullshit Exposed

[Mike Lehman]

Aunt Barbara For President!

Anne Bargar wrote:
> 
> Presidential Bullshit: An Analysis

> Final analysis:
> 
> All major party candidates blow.
> Asking which one is best
> is like pulling four or five newly dead fish
> from a polluted lake,
> letting them sit in a closed metal box for four or five days,
> and then asking which one
> stinks the least.