[Newspoetry] mboem

[Mike Lehman]

And don't forget that the First Transcontinental Railroad was built on
the backs of patriotic fermented bison.
Mike

Anne Bargar wrote:
> 
> Letter to the Editor
> 
> Dear Bipedals,
> Speaking for the Association of Fermented Bison, I feel it neccessary to
> point out that neither candidate has taken the issues that fermenting
> bison face seriously.  We call on the major party candidates for president
> to show
> us that fermenting bison are indeed considered part of the American
> political scene.  I would like to point out, for example, that it was a
> brigade of fermented bison that made D-Day possible, that it was fermented
> bison that invented the plastic squeeze bottle, and that Polka King
> Frankie Yankovich is indeed a fermented bison.
> 
> We call on both major party candidates to prove that they do, indeed, have
> our interests at heart.  If not, they will lose the fermented bison vote
> and alienate a vital, vibrant part of the American landscape.
> 
> Yours Truly,
> 
> Q.P. Fnort,
> President, Association For Fermented Bison
> (Est. 1867)
> 
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