[Newspoetry] idioms for myself

[Charles Smith]

We hear of brand new idiomatic expressions every year, such as "snow
day", meaning
a condition where regular business is interrupted after a heavy snow
accumulation,
AND  it was heard on the news today when
Buffalo, New York got socked with 42 inches (3 1/2 feet) of snow--and a
new flick now has the name "Snow Day".

But now, be prepared for...

CHARLES JOSEPH SMITH'S IDIOMATIC EXPRESSIONS

(TO) BEET--to fall in love with Beethoven's music

(TO) BEVERLY--to shake your long hair to and fro

BEVERLY--a person with curly hair representing the style of past
operatic
 diva Beverly Sills

BOW!--a reactionary short after one suffers a 'snapping hip'.

CURTIS--a very attractive man

DO YOU LIKE MY LINDEN?--do you like my dancing?

FOOMED--to be startled by a loud boom

FOUR FLEER--a person with the silkiest fingers

FOUR FLEERIN--a person making eye-contact with another beautiful person

GEIL!--a interjection used as a shout during sexual intercourse

GOIN' FOUR--to do a French kiss in a full embrace chest-to-chest

GOIN' GUIDANCE--to dance with a beautiful guy

GOIN' GUILDER---a person who is very attractive to you and makes you
smile.

HAM!--an expression of disappointment

I FEEL JUST LIKE A SUSAN!--said when one's so happy

I LIKE TO GOIN' GUIDANCE FOUR FLEERIN--to like to be dancing dirty

JACQUELINE--a lady with the longest blond hair

LINDEN--a wonderfully attractive dame

LINDIE LINDA--a person you already had laid in bed passionately with.

LISTEN TO MY JACOBSEN--to come intimately close

PERCY--a man in a business attire, or preferably, with no suit; just a
shirt
               and tie

SUSAN--a girlfriend or steady dance partner

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PAGE!--come closer!

THEODORE--a man with a low voice