[Newspoetry] Gore Invented Jack Ruby, Indigo Girls

[Sam Markewich 2]

Trumping his claim to fame as the inventor of the internet, Al Gore
unveiled his latest computer invention today.  Gore now claims to have
also come up with the idea for the see-through-plastic computer long
before Macintosh did.  At a press conference in New Brunswick, New
Jersey, which Gore predicts will be the next Silicon Valley, today the
vice president revealed sketches for such a computer he drew one night
while "toking on a phenomenal amount of really good grass" in college. 
Among the sketches Gore shared were one for a see-through-plastic
computer made of black, non-transparent plastic, which, the presidential
candidate said, "kicked the cee-rap out of any of those mamsy-pamsy
colorations that Macintosh what's-it-called sports."  Also among the
sketches were one for a computer Gore named "Indigo Girls" and one for a
computer made entirely out of highschool photographs of Jack Ruby, which
Gore called simply "Jack Ruby".  An incomplete sketch of a computer
constructed from an advanced space-aged feces was also shared.  The name
Gore gave this was "Jack Shit".  When interviewed about his response to
Gore's sage-like inventiveness, George WWII Bush said, "I'm familiar
with most of the sketches in question, but I don't know Jack Shit."