[Newspoetry] ABP: calling all poets

[Anne Bargar]

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George "conspiracy theory" Bush can now get married in the Netherlands if
he's gay.  And how should he get there?  In his new mid-sized X45 Black
Hole! "It really is a new class of Black Hole," says Philip Kaaret.
Smoother, easier to swallow, and not so inconviently designed as last
year's pill-popping model, even Al Gore endorses it's new Amotivational
Syndrome
drive.   As last year's GOP is proclaiming that "RATS" is just the end of
another, longer word, this year's Black Hole is getting smoother and
sexier every other day, according to some analysts (the super-rich
fucks that can afford their own Personal Gravity Bubble (PGB)).  It comes
in thirteen new breathtaking shades of black, 18 shades of velvety
chartruse, and varying degrees of neon orange with hot pink racing
stripes.  Exquisitely decorated, this Black Hole will keep your super-rich
universe lovingly comfortable as you zip towards the election.  Never
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existence with your new class-X45 Black Hole?

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