[Newspoetry] song ideas!!--need quick turnaround! (fwd)

[sigfried at shout.net]

okay, one more

  Free Trade Chicken, Kentucky Fried
  Genetic-a-lly modified
  with Free Trade Chicken you hardly have to chew
    --that's some fast food


sigfried at shout.net said:
> 
> here's a couple more verses:
>    
>    Free Trade Chicken, you have no bones
>    You reproduce by spawning clones
>    Free Trade Chicken, you look a lot like goo
>    do boop de doo
> 
>    Free Trade Chicken, living carrion
>    You'd make a vulture vegetarion 
>    Free Trade Chicken, an unduyoolating stew
>    do boop de doo
> 
> about the bridge -- i can't remember what the words for
> the bridge are in the original, are they the same as the
> verses?  otherwise could you post them?
> 
> sigfried
> 
> 
> Paul Kotheimer said:
> > Free Trade Chicken's a delicacy
> > of maximized profitaBILity
> > Free Trade Chicken has been USDA approved 
> > --despite objections.
> > 
> > Free Trade Chickens look a little strange
> > No beaks or feet so that they can't free range...
> > No bones about 'em--anaTOMically improved
> > --and they taste just like chicken.
> > 
> > {i envision that the bridge should be about the laboratory in which they
> > were created..
> > 
> > {then a third verse with an egregious rhyme on the word "vegetarian,"
> > maybe..
> > 
> > {and then the ending should be:...
> > 
> > Free Trade Chicken, i'm so awfully fond of
> > Free Trade Chicken, we don't know what it's spawned of, but--
> > Free Trade Chicken, gonna feed tout le monde on you
> > 
> > ******
> > {i'm not crazy about the french (and i don't know if the spelling's
> > correct) but it's a clever ending flourish.  i'm sure you could concoct
> > something better, and feel free to genetically modify anything i have
> > already written.}
> 
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