[Newspoetry] song ideas!!--need quick turnaround! (fwd)

[sigfried at shout.net]

here's a couple more verses:
   
   Free Trade Chicken, you have no bones
	You reproduce by spawning clones
	Free Trade Chicken, you look a lot like goo
	do boop de doo

   Free Trade Chicken, living carrion
	You'd make a vulture vegetarion 
	Free Trade Chicken, an unduyoolating stew
	do boop de doo

about the bridge -- i can't remember what the words for
the bridge are in the original, are they the same as the
verses?  otherwise could you post them?

sigfried


Paul Kotheimer said:
> Free Trade Chicken's a delicacy
> of maximized profitaBILity
> Free Trade Chicken has been USDA approved 
> --despite objections.
> 
> Free Trade Chickens look a little strange
> No beaks or feet so that they can't free range...
> No bones about 'em--anaTOMically improved
> --and they taste just like chicken.
> 
> {i envision that the bridge should be about the laboratory in which they
> were created..
> 
> {then a third verse with an egregious rhyme on the word "vegetarian,"
> maybe..
> 
> {and then the ending should be:...
> 
> Free Trade Chicken, i'm so awfully fond of
> Free Trade Chicken, we don't know what it's spawned of, but--
> Free Trade Chicken, gonna feed tout le monde on you
> 
> ******
> {i'm not crazy about the french (and i don't know if the spelling's
> correct) but it's a clever ending flourish.  i'm sure you could concoct
> something better, and feel free to genetically modify anything i have
> already written.}