[Newspoetry] Source: W Welcome to Fuck Off

[Joe Futrelle]

(Wherever, Associated Poets):

George W. Bush is welcome to fuck off, according to a source close to
your mother.  The source added that the AFL-CIO can kiss said source's
ass for supporting oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife
Refuge.

"Corporate apologists had better take refuge themselves before I
shit-kick them back to Timbuktu," the source added, brandishing a
middle finger.

A rogue's gallery of conservative dimwits, spineless democratic
shills, greedy special interest groups, and slobbering, snivelling oil
company toadies fucked us all over with suck-ass legislation that they
are welcome to shove.  The final vote in the house was 223 idiotic
pig-fuckers to 206 remarkably sane human beings, in a provisional
victory for George W. Bush who will soon enough be reviled by the
hapless billions who will inherit the environmental and economic
catastrophe he has thus ushered in.

Bush spokesman Ari Fleischer continued to have to lie through his
teeth to those few reporters who actually deign to ask him difficult
questions, and sources pointed out that not only is he ugly, but also
his mother dresses him funny.

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Joe Futrelle
editor-at-chief
Newspoetry dot com