[Newspoetry] chirac caught with his pants down

[John]

I  Flash

So often it's the press
flashing their cameras
it's refreshing to see
a head of state
flashing the press.

II.  Count to ten

A lot can happen
in ten seconds.
When I admit to looking
at a nude picture
for that long
I want it to be of Madonna
or Drew Barrymore
not Chirac.