[Newspoetry] alternative bowl games

[Joe Futrelle]

Microsoft Bowl - only one team gets to play
Florida Recount Bowl - winner decided by the Supreme Court
Enron Bowl - cancelled
Homeland Security Bowl - players randomly strip-searched during the game
Advanced Cell Technology Bowl - selected team is cloned, plays against itself
Jim Jeffords Bowl - players are allowed to change sides


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