[Newspoetry] Platoon Found to be NASA cover up

[Sam Markewich 2]

In a startling revelation today, the Washington D.C.-based organization
NASA admitted that Oliver Stone's "Any Given Platoon" was actually true.
 NASA claims that Willam Defoe's character, Detritis Lipshits, was
actually played by O.J. Simpson, who reportedly shit his lips every ten
seconds durring the shooting of the film.  The film depicts a World War
I battle in Korea staged in Vietnam but with quasi-Stalinist overtones
and a sheen of the Himlerist camp.  The entire film takes place inside
an abandoned hanger, which is made to look just like an abandoned
hanger.  When asked for comment, Silvester Stalone said, "UZ."