[Newspoetry] PARTY!

[Anne Bargar]

Mr. Big would like to invite you to a dance party to be held in his honor
this Friday, March 2, starting at around 9:00 in the P.M.  Mr. Big has
just turned 14, an almost unheard-of age for a salamander, but no one
really knows exactly how long they live (the record for his species is at
least 22).  He has lead a long and somewhat sedentary and unexciting life,
so more fitting way to celebrate than by throwing a dance party? So please
bring yourself and the beverage of your choice, and boogie away!  

I tried to encourage him to write his own invitation by setting him on the
computer keyboard, but all he did was sit there. 

Mr. Big's Dance Party
9 PM, Friday, March 2nd
203 E. Oregon, Urbana